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Angelina Jolie Speaks Out At Planned Qu’ran Burning And Alerts Mental People To It

by Mof Gimmers

It must be awful being a wealthy celebrity who takes on the gig of UN ambassador. You have to go to all these poverty stricken places and you’re fully expected to blank out that room you have in one of your houses that is filled with jewels and 68.4 surround sound and the like. Awful. [...]

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Angelina Jolie To Flaunt Wealth And Nod Meekly At Pakistan Flood Victims

by Mof Gimmers

God bless famous people. If it wasn’t for them appearing in disaster areas, we wouldn’t even hear about them. Did you know there was a massive flood in Pakistan? What? It happened ages ago? This must be a new one because Angelina Jolie is going over there to look upset in the face of victims. [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be Replaced in Really Grim Inferno Role

by Amy Grindhouse

Studio bosses probably looked for – but did not find – a better suited addict to play the role of 1970′s adult movie star Linda Lovelace. So they’re stuck with Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is being promoted in the role of Linda; a woman who, according to the Inferno script, was put on this earth only [...]

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Step This Way To Learn A Little Too Much About Kate Hudson

by Amy Grindhouse

Kate Hudson has never struck us as an oversharer. She always seemed like one of the only normal and non-annoying examples of Hollywood inbreeding. We didn’t know that much about her, other than 1) she’s alive, 2) she has made more than one movie, and 3) she has a son, Ryder, who makes a very [...]

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Emma Thompson takes a pig to a premiere of Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang

by Mof Gimmers

Emma Thompson is a quirky old dame isn’t she? A real, quintessential English lovie. Someone we know from a television show was invited ’round her house once. Nothing unusual in that you might assume… however, this invite was for a party to celebrate the beginning of asparagus season. Unbelievable Jeff. And now, Emma Thompson is being all quirky again, only this time with a pig.

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MTV To Avoid More Music Videos With New Teen Wolf Series

by Shawn Lindseth

Hecklerspray’s working on a script for a television series based on Orko, the purple magician from the He-Man cartoon. It’ll be a drama. In the pilot he’ll meet a pair of lavender legs, they’ll slowly fall in love, and then half way through season three he’ll realize they’re actually his legs which have been missing [...]

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Benicio del Toro Runs Away From Difficult ‘Che’ Interview

by Shawn Lindseth

Hecklerspray rises up in insurrection all the time – it’s our passion. Just the other day as we sat in the back seat – we decided we most definitely did not like the way our mother was driving. Most people would be content to sit back and go whichever way she turns the steering wheel [...]

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Wolverine Not Rubbish, Just Unfinished (Honest)

by Stuart Heritage

Right now the Wolverine crew are in Canada, probably either filming an explosion or a close-up of Hugh Jackman’s anguished face.

Or something. The truth is, we don’t know. But just because Wolverine is still filming weeks after the shoot was due to be completed, it doesn’t mean that the movie’s a sack of balls. Honest. Hugh Jackman wants everyone to know that it’s just unfinished.

Which, you know, is great for Hugh Jackman, but rubbish for us. We were hoping that it meant Wolverine star will.i.am would be recast with someone more convincing, like Dr Harold Shipman or some broccoli.

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Rupert Grint’s Genitals Bravely Cast In New Film

by Shawn Lindseth

hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full.

On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin’ paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we’re on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film.

We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all.

Oh you read that right.

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Movie Review: My Bloody Valentine 3D

by David Schwartz

There is only one reason to watch My Bloody Valentine 3D.

I’ll give you a clue – it has nothing to do with ‘My Bloody Valentine’ – although we’re sure there are many horror fans who will be interested to see a virtual remake of the 1981 flick Quentin Tarantino dubbed “the greatest slasher movie of all time”.

And, no, it isn’t Betsy Rue’s lengthy full frontal scene – although it is probably worth the price of admission alone.

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