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Lesbian Vampire Killers: Movie Review
A title sure to attract Goths, gore-hounds and repetitive strain injury victims across the country. Lesbian Vampire Killers is a title is so audacious, so in your face, so silly, it should probably be less of a surprise that the film can’t live up to its promise. Thrusting current ‘it’ boys from the vastly overrated Gavin and Stacey, Mathew Horne and James Corden play the two best buds Jimmy and Fletch. Jimmy (Horne, recently-dumped) and Fletch (Corden, craving adventure), decide to take a scenic camping trip to some generic creepy village. Problem is, it only features one house, a pub, an endless forest and obviously the aforementioned lesbian vampires.
A title sure to attract Goths, gore-hounds and repetitive strain injury victims across the country. Lesbian Vampire Killers is a title is so audacious, so in your face, so silly, it should probably be less of a surprise that the film can’t live up to its promise. Thrusting current ‘it’ boys from the vastly overrated Gavin and Stacey, Mathew Horne and James Corden play the two best buds Jimmy and Fletch. Jimmy (Horne, recently-dumped) and Fletch (Corden, craving adventure), decide to take a scenic camping trip to some generic creepy village. Problem is, it only features one house, a pub, an endless forest and obviously the aforementioned lesbian vampires.
Movie Review: Donkey Punch
Oh no, no, no, no no no. NO. Four stars? Empire, Glamour and Arena hang your collective heads in shame. This film is Swiss cheese, potent fromage pure and simple. That's right, you guessed it, Donkey Punch is full of holes and it stinks. For a start there's the title. Has to be the worst name ever for a movie not involving a jazz soundtrack and nubile pleasure-seeking nymphets.
Oh no, no, no, no no no. NO. Four stars? Empire, Glamour and Arena hang your collective heads in shame. This film is Swiss cheese, potent fromage pure and simple. That's right, you guessed it, Donkey Punch is full of holes and it stinks. For a start there's the title. Has to be the worst name ever for a movie not involving a jazz soundtrack and nubile pleasure-seeking nymphets.
MOVIE REVIEW: Juno
Juno shows us that even smart teenage girls get knocked up; it’s not just for tramps and tween queens. But this girl is no Jamie Lynn Spears.
Juno is a cute quirky tale about a wise cracking sixteen year old girl who gets herself impregnated by a boy she sort of likes. Luckily Juno is no role model for 13-year-olds the world over.
