Articles tagged with: movie
MTV To Avoid More Music Videos With New Teen Wolf Series
Hecklerspray's working on a script for a television series based on Orko, the purple magician from the He-Man cartoon. It'll be a drama. In the pilot he'll meet a pair of lavender legs, they'll slowly fall in love, and then half way through season three he'll realize they're actually his legs which have been missing since shortly after birth. Initially this will pose an ethical dilemma, but then they'll move to Vermont and get married anyway. We've a guy at TBS that says he's very interested. MTV doesn't have room for more 80's fanfare - they're too busy bringing back Teen Wolf.
Hecklerspray's working on a script for a television series based on Orko, the purple magician from the He-Man cartoon. It'll be a drama. In the pilot he'll meet a pair of lavender legs, they'll slowly fall in love, and then half way through season three he'll realize they're actually his legs which have been missing since shortly after birth. Initially this will pose an ethical dilemma, but then they'll move to Vermont and get married anyway. We've a guy at TBS that says he's very interested. MTV doesn't have room for more 80's fanfare - they're too busy bringing back Teen Wolf.
Benicio del Toro Runs Away From Difficult ‘Che’ Interview
Hecklerspray rises up in insurrection all the time - it's our passion. Just the other day as we sat in the back seat - we decided we most definitely did not like the way our mother was driving. Most people would be content to sit back and go whichever way she turns the steering wheel - not us. We pulled her hair until she was parked smack in-font of a McDonald's drive-thru window. We inssurected her the same way that Benicio del Toro inssurects things in his 4 1/2 hour long Che movie, except with slightly less girly interview walk-outs.
Hecklerspray rises up in insurrection all the time - it's our passion. Just the other day as we sat in the back seat - we decided we most definitely did not like the way our mother was driving. Most people would be content to sit back and go whichever way she turns the steering wheel - not us. We pulled her hair until she was parked smack in-font of a McDonald's drive-thru window. We inssurected her the same way that Benicio del Toro inssurects things in his 4 1/2 hour long Che movie, except with slightly less girly interview walk-outs.
Wolverine Not Rubbish, Just Unfinished (Honest)
Right now the Wolverine crew are in Canada, probably either filming an explosion or a close-up of Hugh Jackman's anguished face. Or something. The truth is, we don't know. But just because Wolverine is still filming weeks after the shoot was due to be completed, it doesn't mean that the movie's a sack of balls. Honest. Hugh Jackman wants everyone to know that it's just unfinished. Which, you know, is great for Hugh Jackman, but rubbish for us. We were hoping that it meant Wolverine star will.i.am would be recast with someone more convincing, like Dr Harold Shipman or some broccoli.
Right now the Wolverine crew are in Canada, probably either filming an explosion or a close-up of Hugh Jackman's anguished face. Or something. The truth is, we don't know. But just because Wolverine is still filming weeks after the shoot was due to be completed, it doesn't mean that the movie's a sack of balls. Honest. Hugh Jackman wants everyone to know that it's just unfinished. Which, you know, is great for Hugh Jackman, but rubbish for us. We were hoping that it meant Wolverine star will.i.am would be recast with someone more convincing, like Dr Harold Shipman or some broccoli.
Rupert Grint’s Genitals Bravely Cast In New Film
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
hecklerspray spent its formative years living on a nude-ranch. It had its pros and cons. On the plus side the people were nice, the weather was warm, and in our later teen years we could still ring doorbells even when our hands were full. On the down side, if you forgot to cover up while the shot-puttin' paper boy road past you risked getting very tiny cuts in very sensitive places. Oh the memories. While we're on the topic you should know it was in a nude-theatre that we first took in that Harry Potter film. We should probably recommend that place to Rupert Grint, him apparently being a recently converted nudist and all. Oh you read that right.
Movie Review: My Bloody Valentine 3D
There is only one reason to watch My Bloody Valentine 3D. I'll give you a clue - it has nothing to do with 'My Bloody Valentine' – although we're sure there are many horror fans who will be interested to see a virtual remake of the 1981 flick Quentin Tarantino dubbed "the greatest slasher movie of all time". And, no, it isn't Betsy Rue's lengthy full frontal scene – although it is probably worth the price of admission alone.
There is only one reason to watch My Bloody Valentine 3D. I'll give you a clue - it has nothing to do with 'My Bloody Valentine' – although we're sure there are many horror fans who will be interested to see a virtual remake of the 1981 flick Quentin Tarantino dubbed "the greatest slasher movie of all time". And, no, it isn't Betsy Rue's lengthy full frontal scene – although it is probably worth the price of admission alone.
Watchmen: Fox & Warner Bros Put Their Handbags Away
It would have been awful if Fox managed to block the release of this year's Watchmen movie, wouldn't it? Because what would we have to be disappointed about then? The weather? Our jobs? The way we can't grow a proper beard? No, Fox didn't want to just block Watchmen - it wanted to block our right to be chronically disappointed by Watchmen, and that wasn't on. Luckily, though, the crisis has been averted. Fox and Warner Bros have resolved their legal squabble, and Watchmen is coming out as planned. That means our plan to slag it off before we've seen it remains intact! Yay!
It would have been awful if Fox managed to block the release of this year's Watchmen movie, wouldn't it? Because what would we have to be disappointed about then? The weather? Our jobs? The way we can't grow a proper beard? No, Fox didn't want to just block Watchmen - it wanted to block our right to be chronically disappointed by Watchmen, and that wasn't on. Luckily, though, the crisis has been averted. Fox and Warner Bros have resolved their legal squabble, and Watchmen is coming out as planned. That means our plan to slag it off before we've seen it remains intact! Yay!
Lil’ Kim All Narked Off About Notorious BIG Movie
There's a new new movie about Lil' Kim out - it's not called The Lil' Kim Movie or anything, though. That'd be the kiss of death, surely. No, instead the movie's called Notorious, and it's either about the Duran Duran song, the Alfred Hitchcock film, dead rapper Notorious BIG or the notorious Anglo-American wife murderer Dr Crippen. At a guess, we'd say it was about the dead rapper. We should research more, sorry. Anyway, despite being a major character in the movie, Lil' Kim is refusing to see Notorious. We think it's probably because she's played by Verne Troyer in blackface.
There's a new new movie about Lil' Kim out - it's not called The Lil' Kim Movie or anything, though. That'd be the kiss of death, surely. No, instead the movie's called Notorious, and it's either about the Duran Duran song, the Alfred Hitchcock film, dead rapper Notorious BIG or the notorious Anglo-American wife murderer Dr Crippen. At a guess, we'd say it was about the dead rapper. We should research more, sorry. Anyway, despite being a major character in the movie, Lil' Kim is refusing to see Notorious. We think it's probably because she's played by Verne Troyer in blackface.
Movie Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still
It says something about a movie when you come out of the cinema and realise Keanu Reeves was the best thing in it. Making Keanu play a cold, emotionless, stagnant alien iin The Day The Earth Stood Still is almost typecasting but the role perfectly suits eanu’s unique brand of timbre. However, unfortunately, the film around him is a mess.
It says something about a movie when you come out of the cinema and realise Keanu Reeves was the best thing in it. Making Keanu play a cold, emotionless, stagnant alien iin The Day The Earth Stood Still is almost typecasting but the role perfectly suits eanu’s unique brand of timbre. However, unfortunately, the film around him is a mess.
