Now that Britney Spears can once again experience the delights of waking in up in the middle of the night because her kids are crying, it's time for a rethink.

You see, Britney Spears has recently been told that her children are now allowed to spend overnight visits with her, an important step towards regaining custody. But Britney doesn't want to keep her kids in squashed-together, paparazzi-filled Beverly Hills any more - she wants them to live somewhere safer, somewhere cleaner, somewhere with a huge garden that the children can play in.

That's right, Britney Spears is preparing to move house, which means that Britney's current abode could soon be up for sale. We hear it's the perfect place for anyone who likes their houses huge, reeking of cigarette smoke and full of fun character features like puddles of tears and disturbing fingernail scratches gouged into every available surface.