We said it about Finding Nemo and now we're saying it about Cloverfield - a film isn't really good unless it makes you want to blow chunks.

And on that basis, Cloverfield is probably the best film of all time. It's been reported that the movie is causing so much nausea in cinemas that ushers are staggering out of screening covered from head to toe in a nasty mixture of puke and semi-digested popcorn kernels. Almost.

Not because Cloverfield is gory, mind you - it's because the camera whooshes around all the time like we don't know what.