Morgan Spurlock – a man primarily famous for eating some burgers and then bitching about it – might have found Osama Bin Laden.

That's not based on much, admittedly – Morgan Spurlock hasn't been filmed riding Osama Bin Laden around like a donkey or anything. Or perhaps he has – nobody knows yet. Morgan Spurlock's new film is entitled Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden, based – we think – on Morgan Spurlock's zany adventures travelling the world eating nothing but Osama Bin Ladens until his girlfriend starts crying and he pukes up on a pavement.

How does Where In The World is Osama Bin Laden end? Again, nobody knows. At a recent press screening for the movie, studio heads were apparently forced to sign super-secretive contracts promising that they couldn't reveal anything about the movie to anyone – and The Weinstein Co bought the film after just 15 minutes of watching it. That could mean it's something special. Alternatively, since Harvey Weinstein also executive-produced Factory Girl, perhaps it's just got Sienna Miller's tit in it.

So has Morgan Spurlock done what the combined force of the US military can't and found Osama Bin Laden? We'll have to find out at the Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden premiere next year. Having said that, we hear that the red carpet is already being strengthened to take the weight of some camels, a dialysis machine and a small army of machine-wielding guerrillas screaming "Death to America!" so who knows? It's amazing what an amplifier and a copy of Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits can get you.

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