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Morgan Freeman Sued By Woman Who Didn’t Shag Him
For a man contractually obliged to play God at least once every 18 months, Morgan Freeman has got crap luck. Like last year, for instance. Morgan Freeman crashed his car, almost died, and his wife left him because of his female passenger. Some said that was unlucky. But now Morgan Freeman is being sued by the female passenger because everyone wrongly thinks she was his lover. That's unlucky. Incidentally, we're also in for a payout, because we weren't Morgan Freeman's lover either. Well, apart from that time we Rohypnolled his drink. OK, so we're not in for a payout. Happy now?
For a man contractually obliged to play God at least once every 18 months, Morgan Freeman has got crap luck. Like last year, for instance. Morgan Freeman crashed his car, almost died, and his wife left him because of his female passenger. Some said that was unlucky. But now Morgan Freeman is being sued by the female passenger because everyone wrongly thinks she was his lover. That's unlucky. Incidentally, we're also in for a payout, because we weren't Morgan Freeman's lover either. Well, apart from that time we Rohypnolled his drink. OK, so we're not in for a payout. Happy now?
