Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is This week’s half full and half empty. Folded: Moon (strange Sam Rockwell, watchable as ever) Plaid shirts (classic style anonymity. Buy a padded one to look like a window cleaner) When Eight Bells Toll (the youngest you’ve ever seen Anthony Hopkins. If you’re off sick this is bound to be on Film4. It’ll really pass the time too) Omega Seamaster watch ...

Watch The New Moon Trailer! Watch It! Intelligent sci-fi is for gimps. This film could have been about going mad on an island, a mountain or even the comfort of your own home... but no, they had to take you to the Moon. Sam Rockwell comes into shot, and soon you find yourself wishing that you were somewhere else. Sam, also named Sam in the film is an astronaut under a three-year mining contract that lands him on the surface of the moon. Satellite communications are shot and he can only receive transmissions via tape.

A Friday Quickie, To Tickle Your Comedy Gland

There are times in life when things look bad, when you don't see the point in much and when, well, you just downright hate things.

Then something happens that picks you up, makes you happy again and fills you with a beaming smile that somehow manages to envelop your entire body, filling your whole physical presence with joy from head to toe.

Take, for example, when a UFO sighting was reported somewhere

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