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Once Upon a Time, We Wouldn’t Care but Now, Montana Fishburne has Beaten Someone Up

August 12th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

She got fingered in a skin-flick and now, Montana Fishburne – daughter of Laurence Fishburne – is getting fingered in court after apparently beating the living shit out of someone in their own home.

Montana, who no-one had really heard of until she announced she was going to make a porn film called How To Really Embarrass Your Academy Award Winning Father, was arrested in February after she barged into someone’s house to knock seven shades out of her.

Laurence Fishburne is currently wondering where he went wrong with the child.

Gallery and Video of Montana Fishburne’s Porn Shoot

August 15th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Poor old Laurence Fishburne. The only time he’s appearing in the news lately is next to salacious stories about his offspring having sex on film. Lovely. Never mind all those insanely famous films and Oscars and the like. We’re all talking about your daughter’s vagina. What’s more troubling is that his daughter looks a helluva lot like him.

Imagine that. Essentially what we’re faced with is a woman having sex on video who looks like Charlie Brooker, blacked-up with tits. It’s a horrifying prospect.

Of course, you’ll still want to see bits of it because, quite frankly, you’re all pigs.

Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter Shoots Porn

August 2nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Want to make it in the movies? Well, it’s a slippery pole to grab, as Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana is proving. Literally. That’s because ‘slippery pole’ in this case means oiled-up member as she wants to make a sex tape.

Of course, her dad got respect from starring in films such as ‘Apocalypse Now’, ‘What’s Love Got to Do With It?’ and ‘The Matrix’ trilogy. So while he’s starring on CSI, his offspring will be… well… you’ve seen dirty films so you know the score.

And what’s brought all this on? Nepotism not offering a door opening so she’s opening her legs?