There is some news that just gets swept under in the grand scheme of things, even if it’s Twittered about and – as we all know – everyone in the world reads that pile of tripe.
Even news about Lucasarts classics being remade and re-released on one of those new-fangled ‘digital distribution’ platforms, called ‘Steam‘, or something, which has suffered in the wake of the news of Michael Jackson‘s death.
Wait – what do you mean Michael Jackson is dead?!
We hadn’t heard. Three hundred times a day. For the last four months.
Yes, since before he had even died.

