Tori Spelling has a new memoir coming out, nauseatingly entitled “Spelling It Like It?Is“.? Some excerpts have been leaking out, which is great because no one is really going to shell out any actual money to buy this epic waste of paper.? Some of these include Spelling revealing that she is rich people poor, and that she thinks Katie Holmes is a real life robot.
Spelling and her husband make their income off a reality show on a D-List channel, and Holmes was contractually bound to Tom Cruise for years as his Alien wife, so neither of these revelations are particularly mind blowing, but they do give a shit ton to mock, so I enjoy it.