Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
You may have heard that Michael Jackson, King Of Pop and Prince Of Perverts, moonwalked off this mortal coil recently. Or you may not; for all we know, you could be a clam surviving in a deep ocean vent on a diet of plankton and whale poop. But then you wouldn’t be reading this, unless there’s some seriously freaky evolution going on down there, away from the eyes of humanity.
This is getting confusing: Jacko’s dead, but the world is still producing music. It’s your mango!
Read More >>>
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
It’s Monday, which means back to work and all those people you’d prefer not to spend time with. Apart from that new Belgian lass that’s just started on the second floor, we heard she’ll do it in the cleaner’s closet for a fiver and a waffle.
It’s the Mango! The best disease-free way to start your week.
Three new releases coming up this week. Reviewed and then represented as a thought, for all the obvious reasons.
Read More >>>
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
Planes are falling from the skies, the government is shrivelling up like a salted slug, and Brangelina are rumoured to be living separately. All unmistakable signs of an impending Apocalypse. But fear not: hecklerspray presents the music which this week will be arriving to make your lives wonderful. Better. Marginally more bearable. Slightly less of an endless dreary drag towards the inevitable end, and eternity spent in a pauper’s grave.
It’s the Monday Music Mango! Whoot!
Read More >>>
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
You’ll have noticed there’s a worldwide financial crisis going on. Well don’t worry, because we’ve generously picked out three of this week’s new music releases to uplift your spirits. Or else confirm your belief that the world is going to hell, and fast. Whichever.
All releases are represented by a thought which might be thinked by the thinkers who buy them.
Read More >>>
