While Mikey has turned into a human sprout machine – after first refusing to take part in the task, he then decided the best way to chomp his way through 100 sprouts by chewing them up and turning the into some kind of sprout soup. Disgusting!

So Mikey remains favourite to win this BB, which Kat and Darnell his biggest rivals. But what of the others? How do they fair in the Paddy Power stakes?

Dale: Dale is Mr Smugly Genuine – so will glide through to the final week, but then crash and burn for being far too irritatingly nice. Never trust a nice guy, especially if they have designer stubble they fashion with a pair of scissors. Big Brother betting odds – 11-1.

Stuart: Poor old Darnell. Stuart has stolen his bird and broken his precious heart. Pass me the bowl of sprouts and the biggest sick bag you can find please. Stuart and Sara are BB’s latest love match, and it’s Darnell who suffers this time, relegated to sleeping on the sofa to avoid having to put up with their smooching in the bedroom. Big Brother Betting odds – 11-1.

Sara: As if Sara was going to chose Darnell over slick Stu. The Aussie man-trap has made her decision and it’s the hunk she’s wants. Darnell was devastated and stormed out of the bedroom liked a spoiled little boy, leaving Stu to savour the moment by frolicking under the sheets with the wide mouthed slapper. Her maneuvers may have hit her in the title stakes – not that she was ever a real threat to the big guns Kat and Darnell anyway – and she may have just given Darnell a bit of a boost in sympathy market. Keep your money in your pockets. Big Brother betting odds – 22-1.

Rachel: Is Rachel playing a game or not? Her decision to give everyone else their letters, rather keep her own, showed she is willing to do things without looking for kudos from the housemates. However, the viewing public may have picked up on her weepy diary room antics and taken her for the cynical game-playing bitch she might be, but after being bullied by Rex she may have picked up some sympathy votes. Big Brother Betting odds – 5-1.

Mohamed: At 50-1 it seems Mohamed has cooked his goose. There seems to be little interest in BB’s human dustbin anymore. He is as unlikely a winner as Prince Charles is a pole dancer. He may make it to the last day before getting the boot though. Big Brother Betting odds – 50-1.

Tomorrow: It’s nominations time. But you can quench your betting thirst before that by heading over to Paddy Power and checking out the full list of Big Brother betting odds.

Story by Richard Hughes.

You guessed it; 3 morons.

Let us begin with the warped, owl-faced England-hating clerical Muslim. His name's Omar Bakri Mohammed, he's estimated to be about 50 years old and comes from Syria. Omar, currently exiled in Lebanon after having been deported from the UK for being a rather naughty individual indeed – he once described the 9/11 hijackers as the 'Magnificent 19' (very funny, Omar, but the joke will be on you when you discover that 19 central characters is gonna be tough to cram into 120 pages of script; there's a reason why we in the west chose 7. Well, it was because we stole it off Kurosawa, but that's an entirely different matter, Omar, the point we're getting to follows shortly after these brackets) – has accused Amir Khan of being a prick, basically.

Just read what the cheeky git is quoted as saying from his hideaway in Beirut, according to that beautiful daily source of news, The Sun:

 “So now for him (Amir, lovely Amir) to be wrapping himself in British flag is another sign of somebody who is completely jahil (ignorant). You give him the excuse of ignorance for living among the kuffar (non-believer). So you can’t call him kuffar but you can call him jahil and deviant person. Amir Khan is not a good example for Muslims. He wears shorts with the Union Jack. That is a sin. He should not be wearing the flag because sovereignty is for God. His only allegiance should be to the Prophet Mohammed. The ideal situation would be to have a Muslim team not registered to any state so he can represent the Islamic community.”

Presumably with Mohammed's face stretched across Amir's arse instead? Oh oh! Retract, retract! It's gone, it's not there, the sentence has been retracted, all logic suggests otherwise but we ask you to take a leap of faith brothers; it isn't there.

Anyway, so Omar's calling Amir like totally jahil, but he aint no kuffar. He's a bit jahil of his kuffarins, and that's forgivable, are we keeping up? Good, time for moron number 2!

His names Andrew Rosindell, he's a Tory, he's 42 and he has decided he should probably make a comment on the comments. He said:

“I'd love to see the two of them slugging it out. I’ll be cheering for Amir. What Bakri said is appalling. A sportsman represents his country. He is British first and Muslim second — and can be both. Amir is a positive role model to the young. Bakri is an unsavoury character whose words should be discounted.”

So Andrew is saying that it absolutely isn't a sin for Amir to be wearing Union Jack shorts, it is in fact wicked that he does that, and that before Amir's allegiance to almighty Allah (there is no god but him, apparently, and he should know) who promises to reward good little boys with presents not even the most spoilt child would dare to ask for on his list to Santa - 'I'd like a PS3, a pony, and a harem of gagging-for-it virgins please, Mr Claus' – before all that, comes a far more pressing allegiance to the UK, which does at least deal with his welfare in the real world (but what is real, right philosophy graduates?).

And like Andrew says, it's possible to be both a Muslim and a British patriot, and that's just what Amir Khan, 21, from Bolton, our 3rd moron of the day, is.

Some people would argue that each person is an individual and that it's foolish to take any pride in being born in a country of which you had no choosing, or shot from a vagina with a religious outlook you held no sway over, as you and your stupidly fertile child mind are unable to prevent these jahil/ignorant adults ploughing whatever nonsense they so wish into you.

But to be fair to Amir, can we really blame him for being what he's become? Perhaps we, like Omar before us, should forgive him for his ignorances as he lives among the 'other' people, which for us would be the non-kafarians and the patriots. Did he have any chance being reared by these people? Does anyone, ultimately, have any control over the person they become? There's no time to speculate, so let's presume we do, in which case sort it out Amir!

You work hard for race relations, and you succeed, but you don't have to dance around in your Union Jack pants to gain white people's love. It may work for the Tories, but when was pleasing the Tories a good thing? Not in hecklerspray's lifetime and never again, right kids? Lead the revolution Amir. Throw those pants into the bin, get Benneton to make you a multicoloured pair and lead us into the crystal enlightenment of a colour-blind, hecklerspray tinted future.

Just look at Ali; he told Michael Parkinson and the whole country that the white man was the devil, and we still hold back the tears every time we see him trying not to drop his latest 'sporting achievement' award onto the floor.

Read more – The Sun – Bakri Slur On Boxer Amir

Read more – BBC news – Profile: Omar Bakri Mohammad