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Big Brother Betting Odds: Rebecca Out, Mohamed To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

There’s a saying round our way that goes “Urgh, put ‘em away luv. They’re all manky and greasy and stuff.”

And that saying couldn’t be more apt when it comes to discussing Rebecca, the Big Brother housemate who was evicted on Friday night. She came, she saw, she kept getting her knockers out and she had a drunken tongue-wrestle with a twig. We won’t see Rebecca’s like again, unless of course we go to any pikey nightclub on a Saturday night. Honestly, they’re full of them.

But with Rebecca gone, who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Sara, Maysoon and Lisa, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Darnell Out Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

For the first time in this season of Big Brother we’ve got a three-way scrap for eviction – like a sexual three-way, only much more interminable and featuring far uglier people.

Darnell, Mohamed and Rebecca all face the Big Brother chop this week, and we’re guessing that the results of the public vote will be extraordinarily tight. That’s because only three people actually still watch Big Brother these days, and they all like different housemates. Well, two of them do – the third one only watches Big Brother as a sort of mental self-harming punishment exercise. They’re weird, that third one.

Anyway, who’s being evicted from Big Brother tomorrow? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Darnell and Mohamed, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Belinda Gone, Maysoon To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Oh, you Big Brother-watching idiots. You went and evicted Belinda before her incessant snoring sent Luke on a stabbing frenzy. Well done. No, really.

But the eviction of Belinda hasn’t been the only thing to happen in the Big Brother house this weekend – the mantle of Big Brother head of house has passed from Darnell to Dale. What will his tenure as boss be like? Better than Darnell’s? Worse? Or, as we suspect, so sodding similar that you’ll want to corkscrew your own eyes out just for a bit of variation? You decide.

But who’s going to win Big Brother this year? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Maysoon, Sara and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mario Out, Belinda To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

The worst thing an evicted Big Brother housemate can do is quickly realise why the public voted them out and alter their personality accordingly.

That’s no fun. That’s not what we want at all. So thank heavens for Mario, who was evicted from Big Brother on Friday and steadfastly refused to understand that people dislike him for being a hopeless David Brent clone with zero self-awareness about what a prick he is. Mario, you truly are a hero. Don’t go changing. OK, maybe change a bit…

With Mario gone, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Belinda, Mohamed, Maysoon, Sara and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Jen Out, Three In, Maysoon To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

What a day of surprises Big Brother had lined up for us on Friday – first Jennifer was evicted and then three brand new housemates entered the house.

We didn’t see either of those two coming – we wouldn’t have predicted Jennifer’s eviction despite her gigantic unpopularity, and even though the arrival of the three new housemates had been widely reported for ages all over the place, we just didn’t expect that either. What major surprise is next? Will Mario say something that’s kind of dickish? Who knows?

We’ll be discussing the new Big Brother housemates over the course of this week’s betting odds, so we’d better get going – here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rebecca, Lisa, Maysoon, Mohamed and Stuart, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Rebecca To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

This is our fourth year of covering Big Brother, and we’ve come to discover that Big Brother always hits its stride a month in.

And this year is a textbook example of that. Why? Because it usually takes a month to realise that everyone in the Big Brother house is a hugely disagreeable pooflap of the highest order. Look at what’s going on now, for example – Darnell doesn’t like Rebecca, Rebecca doesn’t like Rachel and Kat, Jennifer doesn’t like Mohamed, Dale doesn’t like Mohamed, Dale doesn’t like Stuart, nobody at all likes Mario. And long may it continue, we say. Until they’re all dead, if that’s possible.

But someone has to win Big Brother, so who’s it going to be? Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Rex, Mario, Mohamed and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mohamed Out Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

Oh, who are we kidding? Eviction schmischmiction – Jen and Dale are totally going to do it!

The first Big Brother romance of the year has just kicked off – we don’t count Mario and Lisa as a romance because they make us want to crap our eyes out with disgust – and it’s so, well, romantic. Forget that Jen is married and lives with her husband and baby and that Dale apparently has a girlfriend – they’re going to do it! Oh, the enchanting mutual infidelity! We’re suckers for it every time!

Anyway, there’s a Big Brother eviction happening tomorrow, and Mohamed and Sylvia are up. So here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mohamed & Sylvia Up, Stuart To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been all go in the Big Brother house lately. OK, not all go. Partly go. Barely go. Look, Big Brother’s on. Isn’t that enough?

What’s been happening in the world of Big Brother so far? Well, new boy Stuart continues to make waves by looking a bit like a vinyl sex doll and getting Sylvia all sad because he doesn’t want to jam his tongue into her gob quite as much as she wants to with him. Speaking of tongues – Mario and Lisa, stop it now. Just stop it. Watching you play Spin The Bottle recently was like watching a hungry dog gnaw the face off its dead owner. It’s horrible. Stop it.

Anyway, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Dale, Rex, Stuart and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…

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