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Modern Warfare 2

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on November 13, 2009 0 Comments

Modern-Warfare-2Digestives and Rich Teas.

Folded:

  • Modern Warfare 2: Price War (the supermarket battle royale)
  • Salt (reads kinda cack; looks kinda Bourne)
  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles (revisit this classic, particularly the sweary rental car bit, and understand why Steve Martin is going to make a hilarious host at next year’s Oscar’s)
  • Dark nights (cosy…or cold, lonely and miserable. We’re going with cosy)
  • The Greggs (time to reconsider that application form maybe?)

Creased:

  • Queuing at midnight to buy Modern Warfare 2 (never has Shaun of the Dead been so vividly recreated in reality. Best to head home, we-thinks)
  • “Too much of anything can you make you sick” (thank you, Cheryl, you finally get it)
  • Spiced apple everything (candles, biscuits, shower gel, beer – you can tell it’s six weeks to Christmas)
  • Dark mornings (when you need a light to find the bedroom door you know you should still be in bed)
  • Ragging on Gordon Brown (okay so the guy made a mistake – several – but The Sun and co are being harsher than a bristle brush swab)

Guff About Videogames – The Summer Drought Edition

by Ian Dransfield on July 14, 2009 1 Comment

summer drought, call of duty, modern warfare 2, infamous, prototype, chronicles of riddick, tales of monkey island, left 4 dead, ikarugaSummer means no games coming out, it means having to go outside and it means that all we can do is stare longingly at pictures of games that are going to come out at Christmas.

It is a sad time indeed to be a gamer, and one of the worst times for the affliction known as “always looking forward… itis… osis” whereby people insist on ignoring what’s about now and instead focus on what will be about in six months.

Of course, when the six months is up they just end up looking forward to the stuff coming in 2010, and so on and so forth.

The fools!

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Hecklerspray at E3 – Some Games We’d Buy, Some We Wouldn’t

by David Schwartz on June 8, 2009 2 Comments

e3-17-46-22Forget the various industry events and announcements at E3 – it’s time to get down to business.

In other words, which games were good and which were bad.

Now, I have adopted a very scientific approach to this – I basically played or viewed demos of any games I liked the look of during the three days and rated them either in the ‘buy’ or ‘don’t buy’ categories.

It was tough and took me ages, but I just wanted to let you know I really wanted to go the extra mile for you, the Hecklerspray public. Enjoy!!
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