The human equivalent of celery, aka eunuch pop star James Blunt, has been pissing and moaning about how hard his life is again.
The You're Beautiful singer says those who run his profession are obsessed with what is "cool", and couldn't care less about creativity.
And you do, Jamesy boy? You care about creativity, do you? Well why not do something about it then? Cut out your larynx and chop off your arms for God’s sake. And, to be honest, the industry can’t be that concerned with what’s "cool", otherwise you would still be getting severe yet justified beatings in the army barracks instead of winging about wise men on a beach with hardons.

