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Conrad Murray’s Defence Won’t Be Able To Say That Michael Jackson Molested Kids, Regardless Of Whether He Did Or Not

August 25th, 2011 By Michael Park

Prosecutors in the Dr. Conrad Murray manslaughter trial have made moves to block all testimony related to allegations that?Michael Jackson inappropriately gave “the feel” to myriad children placed in his care.

Court documents which alarmingly landed on the desks of TMZ ?have suggested that prosecutors want?Judge Michael Pastor?to bar?Steve Robel- a key Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s investigator in the 2005 MJ molestation trial- from testifying? in Murray’s defence.

In a move probably designed to drag up the molestation charges in an effort to make Jackson seem like a mentally disturbed lunatic with a penchant for the flesh of little children, Robel has been placed on the defence witness list.

Aaron Carter Sampled Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice (And Possibly More)

July 1st, 2011 By Kris Silver

There was a time, not so long ago, when Justin Bieber didn't exist. It's hard to believe we know, but it's true. ?But who did you have to provide annoying bubblegum pop that sent tweenage girls hearts a flutter?? We hear you ask.

The answer is simple, Aaron Carter. He was the brother of a Backstreet Boy, wore a backwards baseball cap and he had Bieber?s trademark mix of a baby face, blond hair and an unthreatening charm that saw him climb the charts with such sweet puppy love anthems as, ?I Want Candy,? and, ?Crazy Little Party Girl.?

Naturally all of this made him a target for Michael Jackson.

Bieber Booed By Non-Beliebers

February 4th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Justin Bieber, the pre-pubescent anti-Christ who seems hell bent on making each and every one of our lives miserable by being the most famous person on the planet whilst for merely being a more annoying version of Aaron Carter, appeared to be booed by a crowd of American sports goers.

Maybe the yanks aren't as bad as we all thought.

Bieber was attending a New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden when his face was shown on the big screen. Boos and whistles could be heard from all corners of the stadium as New Yorkers registered their disgust at seeing the annoying little twat.

New Michael Jackson Track, ‘Breaking News’, In Quite Good Shocker

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Even Michael Jackson haters must be intrigued as to what the recently deceased pop-stars new single was going to sound like. There was a very good chance it wasn’t going to be very good, what with MJ not being around long enough to completely finish it and polish it to an androgynous sheen.

And so, the radio and the internet was treated with newbie, ‘Breaking News’, which will be taken from Michael Jackson’s forthcoming album ‘Michael’ which will be available to buy December 14th on Epic.

But is it any good?

Wish You Could Move Like Michael Jackson? Now You Can!

August 19th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Death has been good to Michael Jackson, his songs got back in the charts, he had a film out, everyone seemed to miraculously forget about all of the kiddy fiddling allegations, none of us had to look at that weird face of his anymore and he's even got a new game coming out called Michael Jackson: The Experience!

The new game casts the player as the gloved one and utilises Microsoft?s over-hyped and underwhelming Kinect technology. A camera records the players movements and has der fuhrer von popmusik act them out in real time while a microphone allows the player to sing along and believe that they are, for that moment, Michael Jackson, except without their face melting off, more drugs in their system than every 80s metal band combined, vast collections of Nazi memorabilia and numerous allegations of child molestation (although we can easily imagine that a few people who purchase this game will fit all of these criteria).

Michael Jackson’s Corpse Removed From Online Game

July 30th, 2010 By Kris Silver

What could an acquitted paedophile and alleged Nazi fetishist like Michael Jackson and PopCap games, the producer of many bland and unoriginal flash-based casual games that people gain a Warcraft-like addiction to, possibly have in common?

Aside from the obvious evils on both fronts the answer is Plants vs. Zombies. Plants vs. Zombies is a tower defence style game in which the player assumes the role of a homeowner who uses plants to deter zombies from stealing his house/eating his brain/doing whatever the hell it is zombies actually do. Thrilling, I know.