Articles tagged with: Mistake
A Friday Quickie, To Tickle Your Comedy Gland
There are times in life when things look bad, when you don't see the point in much and when, well, you just downright hate things.
Then something happens that picks you up, makes you happy again and fills you with a beaming smile that somehow manages to envelop your entire body, filling your whole physical presence with joy from head to toe.
Take, for example, when a UFO sighting was reported somewhere
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Red Hot Newsflash: Paula Abdul Doesn’t Make Much Sense
They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, but that's only because 'nothing is certain except death, taxes and Paula Abdul acting all crazy boogaloo' is too long. You guessed it - notorious slurring headcase Paula Abdul has had another episode. What crazy shenanigans has Paula Abdul got up to this time? Why, judging an American Idol contestant on a song that he hadn't even sung, of course. This confusing American Idol cock-up has left people asking the very important question 'is Paula Abdul OK?' To which the answer is obviously 'no, she's clearly not OK, she's Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul does this sort of stuff all the bloody time. What are you, new here or something?'
They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, but that's only because 'nothing is certain except death, taxes and Paula Abdul acting all crazy boogaloo' is too long. You guessed it - notorious slurring headcase Paula Abdul has had another episode. What crazy shenanigans has Paula Abdul got up to this time? Why, judging an American Idol contestant on a song that he hadn't even sung, of course. This confusing American Idol cock-up has left people asking the very important question 'is Paula Abdul OK?' To which the answer is obviously 'no, she's clearly not OK, she's Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul does this sort of stuff all the bloody time. What are you, new here or something?'
