Articles tagged with: Mission: Impossible
Tom Cruise Stars In Mission: Impossible 4 – This Time It’s Unnecessary
So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let's get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we? Hey, what's the impossible mission this time? Reviving Tom Cruise's career? Ha. Finding Tom Cruise a decent haircut? Ha. Trying to convince the world that Tom Cruise isn't a boggle-eyed religious fanatic? Ha. Making Tom Cruise the size of a normal human being? Ha. Getting Tom Cruise to convincingly marry a woman? Ha. Trying to get Tom Cruise to promote a movie without making an overwhelming arsehole of himself? Haaaa. Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let's get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we? Hey, what's the impossible mission this time? Reviving Tom Cruise's career? Ha. Finding Tom Cruise a decent haircut? Ha. Trying to convince the world that Tom Cruise isn't a boggle-eyed religious fanatic? Ha. Making Tom Cruise the size of a normal human being? Ha. Getting Tom Cruise to convincingly marry a woman? Ha. Trying to get Tom Cruise to promote a movie without making an overwhelming arsehole of himself? Haaaa. Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
