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Emmanuelle Béart Nude – Pouty French Lips & Swollen Boobs (PICS)

Emmanuelle Béart is a veteran French actress who, if you know her at all, it’s likely because you saw her in the 1996 action-blockbuster flick Mission Impossible alongside Tom Cruise.

Béart has been nominated several times for acting awards in her native country, but, aside from MI has never really hit it big in North America.

Another aspect of which you may be familiar regarding Béart is her lips. They are perhaps her most prominent feature. Béart had them “done” back in 1990 to enhance her appearance, but in recent years has expressed regret in the media for having done so while publicly denouncing plastic surgery.

Christmas Films: What To Watch

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

The days when ?big films? on Christmas telly were circled in red pen by enthusiastic Radio/TV Times readers have long since passed. Cheap DVDs and 950-odd movie channels have made the ?terrestrial premiere? have all the impact of the phrase ?starring Jim Cavaziel?.

There's always the big screen of course, with the festive flicks offering a welcome escape from hateful relatives or having to grind through the likes of The Krankies? ?It's Behind You? Panto Special on Channel Five (at least we don't have the horrors of Disney Time and Holiday on Ice to glaze our brains over any more).

So join us at the movies and let's see what's on.

Tom Cruise Is Scared Of Singing But Not Of 10,000ft Killer Robots Or Whatever They Have In The New Mission: Impossible

November 8th, 2011 By Michael Park

Professional headcase Tom Cruise has admitted to being terrified of the melodic word with his fear coming to a very public fore while filming his new waste of time “Rock Of Ages”.

Tom Cruise is well renowned throughout the world, both as an actor, a producer and as someone who doesn’t know when a franchise is dead (See: Mission: Impossible) but his ability to sing has never been called into question. Even in 1983 “classic” Risky Business, Tom used Bob Seger as a voice double during his trouserless performance of Old Time Rock n’ Roll.

Let’s be fair to Tom though, singing is a terrifying experience. One need only spend five minutes in the company of a Glee Survivor to know that not only are their vocal chords destroyed, their careers are all-but ruined by incessant autotune abuse. DARE to say no to singing.

Tom Cruise Signs Up For Mission: Incontinent

February 10th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Admit it, you thought that Tom Cruise would never make Mission: Impossible IV. Or you just hoped he wouldn’t.

Either way, you’re wrong. Now that he’s back in the big league, having made a boring film about Hitler and a boring film about some lions, Tom Cruise is ready to get back to doing what he’s most famous for. No, not rabbiting on about Scientology like a wild-eyed zealot. And, no, not getting married to unexpected women who he seems to have an over-compensatory amount of love for. And not whooping with so much intensity that you fear he might be about to suffer some kind of nightmarish anal prolapse, either.

Making Mission: Impossible films. We meant that Tom Cruise has agreed to make a new Mission: Impossible film. Honestly, what is your problem?

Tom Cruise Stars In Mission: Impossible 4 – This Time It’s Unnecessary

June 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

So Tom Cruise is going to make Mission: Impossible 4. Let’s get all the obvious gags out of the way now, shall we?

Hey, what’s the impossible mission this time? Reviving Tom Cruise’s career? Ha. Finding Tom Cruise a decent haircut? Ha. Trying to convince the world that Tom Cruise isn’t a boggle-eyed religious fanatic? Ha. Making Tom Cruise the size of a normal human being? Ha. Getting Tom Cruise to convincingly marry a woman? Ha. Trying to get Tom Cruise to promote a movie without making an overwhelming arsehole of himself? Haaaa.

Oh boy, this is going to be fun.