Worrying reports are flooding into the bedsit that Girls Aloud and (apparently) solo star Kimberley Walsh has managed to misplace long-time friend and band-mate Cheryl Cole while on holiday in America. News in recent weeks has suggested that Cheryl is trying to get her PR disaster of a career back on track but this latest navigational disaster could be the death-knell in the coffin of Chezza’s dreams of cracking America.
Cole and ‘Bez Friend Fo’evvvvaaaaa’ Kimberley Walsh had been enjoying a short holiday in Los Angeles for the past week but concerns have been raised when Walsh was seen at London’s Heathrow airport Arrivals area without her former band-mate.
The pair had been enjoying nights out in Hollywood with Cheryl’s brother Garry, not to mention hooking up with Dancing With The Stars professional, Derek Hough. We’re not quite sure what ‘hooking up’ means in this context but if it transpires that anyhting has happened to the Geordie songstress and Will.I.Am fancier then he will have to numero uno on the list of suspects.
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Well it seems Jessica Simpson has finally learned to not make her pets look so delicious all the time.
No doubt right now she’s stripping all her cats out of their hamburger outfits, she’s un-plucking all her canary’s feathers and hoping the generously applied butter-baste rinses off on it’s own, and she’s gonna stop breading her still-alive goldfish every 15 minutes.
She’s not giving all this up for no good reason though – it’s because a coyote recently swooped in, picked up her pooch, and carried it off to a ferrel-dog picnic or something.
Incidentally, all this happened right before Simpson’s eyes.
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You might think that being a tween star is great – with truckloads of money and unlimited fizzy pop – but you’re wrong.
Just look at how the tween scene is imploding at the moment. Teen stars are taking naked photos of themselves, writing about on top of men and getting pregnant. But this crazy behaviour isn’t just confined to Hudgens, Cyrus and Spears – it’s even getting to tween stars who’ve never heard of.
Like That’s So Raven star Orlando Brown, who recently went missing to the great consternation of his family and publicist. Anyway, Orlando Brown has turned up safely now. Does he have an explanation about where he went? No, but he does have a massive long statement about how entertainers get disrespected all the time. Welcome aboard, Orlando, we think you’ve just made yourself a hecklerspray regular.
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We just decided that there ought to be an Amber Alert for missing dogs as well as for missing kids. If there was you’d hear that ‘eeern-eeeern-eeern’ during your radio or TV programme and we’d come on and tell you about the formidable tragedy that has befallen the latest celebrity to lose a precious pet.
What? You don’t like that idea? Well, that’s okay because our main goal in life is to please Florence Henderson. And we bet she’ll be super pleased with our idea because the former Mrs. Brady’s poodle has been missing for over a week now.
So, screw the missing kids! Missing pets are where the action is at.
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