Articles tagged with: Miss World 2008
Miss World 2008 Won By The Dirty Ruskies
The two big beauty contests on the planet are Miss Universe - where everybody openly hates America - and Miss World. Miss World doesn't hate America. Or if it does, at least it's clever about it. For instance, just look at who won Miss World 2008 this weekend - America's arch enemy Russia. Russia's Kseniya Sukhinova has been crowned as the new Miss World, and she's a worthy winner. Not just because she looks good in a bikini, though - Sukhinova also excelled in the 'fashioning a small boat out of raw materials' and 'kicking footballs' rounds. Honestly. Truly she is the pinnacle of humanity.
The two big beauty contests on the planet are Miss Universe - where everybody openly hates America - and Miss World. Miss World doesn't hate America. Or if it does, at least it's clever about it. For instance, just look at who won Miss World 2008 this weekend - America's arch enemy Russia. Russia's Kseniya Sukhinova has been crowned as the new Miss World, and she's a worthy winner. Not just because she looks good in a bikini, though - Sukhinova also excelled in the 'fashioning a small boat out of raw materials' and 'kicking footballs' rounds. Honestly. Truly she is the pinnacle of humanity.
