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Britney Spears Doc: Now With More Rhyming Self-Disparagement
You probably haven't heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it's only been everywhere all the time forever. In fact it's fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that'll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital. For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life "It's bad. I'm sad." Bad? Sad? That's the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind "Womanizer womanizer/ You're a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh."
You probably haven't heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it's only been everywhere all the time forever. In fact it's fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that'll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital. For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life "It's bad. I'm sad." Bad? Sad? That's the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind "Womanizer womanizer/ You're a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh."
