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Melinda Clarke Nude – She’s the Head Bitch in Charge (39 PICS)

Melinda Clarke is an American actress known for playing in The O.C., Days of Our Lives, and Vegas. As a child, her father was able to get her into Days of Our Lives since he was a cast member himself.

Throughout her career, she has had many guest roles in Seinfeld, Xena: Warrior Princess, Firefly, and Charmed. She played as the manipulative, but sexy, golddigger looking for an old rich man. She first started as a guest actress but later progressed into a regular character.

We loved her in Spawn. She would definitely have been a great Bond girl, maybe even better than Xenia Onatopp.

Mischa Barton Nudes Found – No, She’s Not Crazy at All (39 PICS)

British-American actress Mischa Barton has officially joined the ranks of celebrities with vengeful exes. Back in 1996, all Barton had to worry about was getting her acting start on ABC’s All My Children. But she’ll always be known as Marissa Cooper on Fox’s The O.C.

After The O.C, Barton continued acting in many films you’ve probably never seen unless you’re a superfan. She even appeared in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense. If only she’d had a little of her own ESP to forewarn her of what would happen in 2017.

5 Sexy Celebs That Are Hardly Celebs Anymore

April 16th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Hollywood has been jam packed with young, sexy celebrities who hit the scene, quickly become It Girls and Heart throbs, dominate bullshit magazines like?Seventeen, then hit their late 20s/early 30s and basically become completely insignificant, because, let’s face it, you were never that talented, just new, young, and sexy.

I mean, remember when Megan Fox was huge and like the biggest sex symbol in the world? Now who gives a fuck about her? Hashtag no one. She’s hot, but has the acting range of my great grandmother (my great grandmother is dead). You can say that all you need to make it in Hollywood is a pretty face and hot bod, but these five celebs prove that looking good sure doesn’t lead to a long career.

Amy Winehouse & Mischa Barton Fight TO THE DEATH

August 5th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Do you remember Bumfights, the film where some tramps got paid in alcohol to fight each other on camera?

You don’t? Never mind. Amy Winehouse and Mischa Barton reportedly got into a confrontation in a pub this week, and we can’t help but think that the sight of two scrawny, bleary-eyed, slurring, bad-haired morons screeching abuse at each other while surrounded by booze is the closest anyone will ever get to recreating Bumfights. Only this is worse because Amy Winehouse and Mischa Barton generally look more mannish and homeless than actual homeless men do.

There’s no word on whether or not Amy Winehouse and Mischa Barton patched up their differences following the clash. Hopefully they did, because that’s the only way they’ll ever record the world’s most nightmarishly harrowing amateur lesbian sex tape together. Oh, don’t pretend you didn’t think the same thing.

Mischa Barton Doesn’t Pay Her Rent, Which Is News

January 22nd, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

You know what this website needs? A story about the minor financial worries of a woman who isn’t famous.

So step forward Mischa Barton. You see, Mischa Barton apparently hasn’t paid her rent for three months, and now her landlord is suing her. It’s hard to find a suitable celebrity comparison to demonstrate just how big a news story this is – imagine if the blonde bloke who used to be on Beverly Hills 90210 gave a deliberately inaccurate gas meter reading or if Topanga from Boy Meets World was caught leaving an unsatisfactory tip at a restaurant.

That’s how big this story is. Only, you know, not quite as big. Mischa Barton, this is the big time.

Mischa Barton Does A Britney, Unsurprisingly

July 17th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Remember Mischa Barton, the hard-partying, hollow-faced DUI arrestee who lost any semblance of normality long ago?

Well guess what? Turns out she’s mentally unwell. Mischa Barton has been placed under a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold and taken to the same hospital that Britney Spears was after her meltdown last year. It’s thought that action was taken after Mischa made a 911 call.

The good news is that, like Britney Spears, Mischa Barton is now getting the help she clearly needs. The bad news is that, like Britney Spears, she might now make a rubbish album and go on a dead-eyed global tour.

Mischa Barton: No Contest To Being A Pot-Addled Halfwit

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Good news! Mischa Barton – the thunderingly pointless star of The OC and little else – won't be going to jail for that time she drove around blasted on pot and booze.

According to reports, Mischa Barton decided to enter a no contest plea to her DUI charges, which means her only punishment will be three years' probation, three months of alcohol education classes and a small fine.

On reflection, this is probably the best result Mischa Barton could have hoped for. By avoiding jail, Mischa has freed up a large block of time she's already sworn to spend furthering the advancement of shoddy direct-to-DVD bargain bin movies that no normal person would ever dream of watching. And the world thanks her for that.

Mischa Barton Charged With Being A Stinking Hippy

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Mischa Barton isn't just that one-time partly famous actress who was in The OC and nothing else at all after that, like you think she is.

No. Because Mischa Barton is also a criminal. That's right – a criminal just like Al Capone and Lil' Kim.

Mischa Barton has just been charged with DUI, driving without a license and pot possession following her arrest just after Christmas. That's bad enough for Mischa Barton, but just imagine how poor Hayden Panettiere feels being the only skinny attention-seeking celebrity not to be charged with driving like some sort of impaired dickwad. Don't worry Hayden! We're on our way! And we're bringing the elephant tranquilisers! You will not be left behind!