Articles tagged with: Minnie Driver
Minnie Driver Slaps Her Baby Up On MySpace
Minnie Driver doesn't know the rules - celebrity babies only exist to supplement their parents' giant wages via megabucks magazine deals. But that particular memo doesn't appear to have reached Minnie Driver, because she's just done the unthinkable - she's posted a photo of her new son Henry on MySpace. For free. What a massive idiot. Doesn't Minnie Driver know what she's missing? With all the public interest in her, Minnie Driver could have secured herself a huge cheque for the exclusive rights to those photos instead of spunking them away for free on the internet. She could have bought herself something really nice with that photoshoot money, like a plastic watch or a pair of flipflops or a couple of loaves of bread or something. Tsk.
Minnie Driver doesn't know the rules - celebrity babies only exist to supplement their parents' giant wages via megabucks magazine deals. But that particular memo doesn't appear to have reached Minnie Driver, because she's just done the unthinkable - she's posted a photo of her new son Henry on MySpace. For free. What a massive idiot. Doesn't Minnie Driver know what she's missing? With all the public interest in her, Minnie Driver could have secured herself a huge cheque for the exclusive rights to those photos instead of spunking them away for free on the internet. She could have bought herself something really nice with that photoshoot money, like a plastic watch or a pair of flipflops or a couple of loaves of bread or something. Tsk.
Minnie Driver Has A Baby, Bewilderingly Names It Story
When it comes to curly-haired British minor actresses, it goes without saying that Minnie Driver is definitely in our top two or three hundred. That's why we're just so thrilled that Minnie Driver has managed to successfully give birth to her first baby. It's been reported that Minnie Driver gave birth to her son on Friday, and she's even named it Henry Story Driver. Story. It's almost as if Minnie Driver is playing along at being a celebrity, isn't it? It's sweet. Not too much is known about Minnie Driver's baby, but fingers crossed that it hasn't inherited Minnie's humongous jaw and, if it has, that it wasn't a natural birth. Delivering a baby can be painful enough at the best of times, so imagine how bad it'd be to have an industrial jack holding your clodge apart so you baby's giant mandible doesn't get snarled up in it. Congratulations Minnie!
When it comes to curly-haired British minor actresses, it goes without saying that Minnie Driver is definitely in our top two or three hundred. That's why we're just so thrilled that Minnie Driver has managed to successfully give birth to her first baby. It's been reported that Minnie Driver gave birth to her son on Friday, and she's even named it Henry Story Driver. Story. It's almost as if Minnie Driver is playing along at being a celebrity, isn't it? It's sweet. Not too much is known about Minnie Driver's baby, but fingers crossed that it hasn't inherited Minnie's humongous jaw and, if it has, that it wasn't a natural birth. Delivering a baby can be painful enough at the best of times, so imagine how bad it'd be to have an industrial jack holding your clodge apart so you baby's giant mandible doesn't get snarled up in it. Congratulations Minnie!
