Remember watching those nature filmstrips in grade school that showed monkeys eating their young?

Remember thinking, "wow, now there is some exemplary parenting that should be honoured with the presentation of an award"? Of course you do.

The same principle applies for Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mommy dearest, who is being given an award for her strides in mothering, or something. Just to be clear, then. This is Dina Lohan. The mother of Lindsay Lohan. Honoured with a mothering award. Animals who eat their young.

The circle of life at its finest, everyone.