Articles tagged with: Mindy McCready
Mindy McCready Attempts A Deeply Unfestive Suicide
You know how this is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year? Yeah, you should probably pass that memo to Mindy McCready. Mindy McCready seems to have got the other memo, about it being the time of the year that's so oppressively harrowing that you may as well get really drunk and try to kill yourself by overdosing on pills and slashing your wrists. Because that's what she's done. However, Mindy McCready is now stable following this suicide attempt - which means, following celebrity suicide attempt law, she now gets to make a film about a funny dog with Jennifer Aniston. Yay!
You know how this is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year? Yeah, you should probably pass that memo to Mindy McCready. Mindy McCready seems to have got the other memo, about it being the time of the year that's so oppressively harrowing that you may as well get really drunk and try to kill yourself by overdosing on pills and slashing your wrists. Because that's what she's done. However, Mindy McCready is now stable following this suicide attempt - which means, following celebrity suicide attempt law, she now gets to make a film about a funny dog with Jennifer Aniston. Yay!
Mindy McCready Has A Full Throttle Nervous Breakdown
Some advance warning: in 52 weeks' time, just stay in your house - Mindy McCready's going to do something mental. Honestly, it's true. Almost exactly a year ago to the day, country singer Mindy McCready was arrested for apparently beating her mother up, and now she's been admitted to rehab following a nervous breakdown and possible overdose. McCready's breakdown comes after the revelation that she's had a 15-year affair with US sports star Roger Clemens. So what can we expect from Mindy McCready in July 2009? It's a tricky one to predict - mother-punching and nervous breakdowns are notoriously hard to top. We don't think she's abused any animals so far - maybe that's an avenue.
Some advance warning: in 52 weeks' time, just stay in your house - Mindy McCready's going to do something mental. Honestly, it's true. Almost exactly a year ago to the day, country singer Mindy McCready was arrested for apparently beating her mother up, and now she's been admitted to rehab following a nervous breakdown and possible overdose. McCready's breakdown comes after the revelation that she's had a 15-year affair with US sports star Roger Clemens. So what can we expect from Mindy McCready in July 2009? It's a tricky one to predict - mother-punching and nervous breakdowns are notoriously hard to top. We don't think she's abused any animals so far - maybe that's an avenue.
