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Sarah Jessica Parker Says Miley Cyrus is Like a Viking… Yes, Really

Sex and The City 2 will star a horse, a prude, a heartbreaker, a redhead, and a viking. It will also require unparalleled suspension of disbelief.That was our convoluted way of telling you that a truce has finally been called between the horses and the vikings and the two will be frolicking together on a [...]

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New Moon: Miley Cyrus Really Doesn’t Like Twilight, OK? Jeez

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s play a quick game. Things that Miley Cyrus likes: parties, the USA, money, the sound of her own voice.

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This Just In: Miley Cyrus Is A Legitimately Awful Human

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s be serious for a moment – if you were the parent of a child like Miley Cyrus, you’d be appalled.

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Miley Cyrus Ditches Twitter, Refuses To Shut Up About It

by Stuart Heritage

The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing.

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Miley Cyrus Poledances, Entire World Gets Stress-Induced Migraine

by Stuart Heritage

A correction – yesterday we said that the Teen Choice Awards were the worst thing on Earth. We were wrong.

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Teen Choice Awards Won By… Oh, You Can Probably Guess

by Stuart Heritage

Without irony or hyperbole, the Teen Choice Awards sounds like the worst place on the face of the planet.

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Creepy Bloke Charged With Stalking Miley Cyrus, Of All People

by Stuart Heritage

Hot news just in! Miley Cyrus has got engaged! To a 53-year-old weirdo called Mark McLeod! In his mind! And nowhere else!

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Hollywood Records; THE Premier Label For Unashamed Whores

by hecklerspray staff

Hollywood Records is a label imprint for the Walt Disney Company. Therefore they have a truly horrible roster of ’stars’ like Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa Hudgens. Although I will pretty much listen to any tween piece of crap, some of this stuff is truly bone-chilling. The label pretty much makes its money solely on the [...]

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