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Miley Cyrus Is A Great Big Dirty Stoner

November 28th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Teenage warbler and spawn of the devil (aka Billy Ray) Miley Cyrus, ?recently ‘fessed up to being the raging pothead we all suspected at her 19th birthday party in Los Angeles.

Guest included, Kelly Osbourne and Rumer Willis, boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and of course her parents who were probably out the back, line-dancing through the piles of money they’ve ?made from selling their child to the Disney factory.

Miley was presented with a Bob Marley cake and before devouring it face first, she gave a small speech, made up of words.

Miley Cyrus Keeps Banging On About How Evil The Internet Is

March 16th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

We miss the days when Miley Cyrus had a Twitter account – back then she’d just carp on about her life all the time.

If you didn’t like it, you didn’t follow her. Which we didn’t, so we didn’t. But now Miley Cyrus has ditched Twitter, she’s decided to start crapping on about how much she hates Twitter all the time to traditional news organisations. And that’s much worse. What can you do if you don’t like it, switch off the news?

Hardly. So now we’re all forced to listen to Miley Cyrus blathering on about how dangerous she thinks the internet is, in a constant stream of tiny soundbites, with no escape whatsoever. You know what the perfect solution would be? If she got like a Twitter account or something.

Miley Cyrus Ditches Twitter, Refuses To Shut Up About It

May 19th, 2014 By Stuart Heritage

The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing.

People are idiots. Anyway, the reason why there’s less Miley Cyrus in the world is because Miley has deleted her Twitter account, and her fans have overreacted so dramatically that Miley has had to use her blog to apologise to everyone.

In a way, we can see why everyone is so upset – if Miley Cyrus isn’t on Twitter, then which other celebrity Twitter user will regularly upload photos of themselves in various states of inappropriate undress? Elizabeth Taylor, we’ve never needed you so much.

Don’t Call Miley Cyrus Fat (Because She’ll Never Shut Up About It)

May 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Miley Cyrus is just like any teenage girl. So long as they’ve got millions of dollars, global fame and a terrifying thirst for power, too.

So Miley Cyrus understands teenage problems. Like when your dad hogs the jacuzzi and then buys you the wrong colour pony as an apology. Or when your older boyfriend gets all like “Sorry baby, I’m flying off to Monaco for a fashion shoot,” and you’re all like “Whatever.”

And, like all teenage girls, Miley Cyrus is conscious of her weight. We know this because someone called her fat and she won’t shut up about it.