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Miley Cyrus Ditches Twitter, Refuses To Shut Up About It
The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing. People are idiots. Anyway, the reason why there's less Miley Cyrus in the world is because Miley has deleted her Twitter account, and her fans have overreacted so dramatically that Miley has had to use her blog to apologise to everyone. In a way, we can see why everyone is so upset - if Miley Cyrus isn't on Twitter, then which other celebrity Twitter user will regularly upload photos of themselves in various states of inappropriate undress? Elizabeth Taylor, we've never needed you so much.
The world has a little less Miley Cyrus in it today, and some people are taking that to be a bad thing. People are idiots. Anyway, the reason why there's less Miley Cyrus in the world is because Miley has deleted her Twitter account, and her fans have overreacted so dramatically that Miley has had to use her blog to apologise to everyone. In a way, we can see why everyone is so upset - if Miley Cyrus isn't on Twitter, then which other celebrity Twitter user will regularly upload photos of themselves in various states of inappropriate undress? Elizabeth Taylor, we've never needed you so much.
Don’t Call Miley Cyrus Fat (Because She’ll Never Shut Up About It)
Miley Cyrus is just like any teenage girl. So long as they've got millions of dollars, global fame and a terrifying thirst for power, too. So Miley Cyrus understands teenage problems. Like when your dad hogs the jacuzzi and then buys you the wrong colour pony as an apology. Or when your older boyfriend gets all like "Sorry baby, I'm flying off to Monaco for a fashion shoot," and you're all like "Whatever." And, like all teenage girls, Miley Cyrus is conscious of her weight. We know this because someone called her fat and she won't shut up about it.
Miley Cyrus is just like any teenage girl. So long as they've got millions of dollars, global fame and a terrifying thirst for power, too. So Miley Cyrus understands teenage problems. Like when your dad hogs the jacuzzi and then buys you the wrong colour pony as an apology. Or when your older boyfriend gets all like "Sorry baby, I'm flying off to Monaco for a fashion shoot," and you're all like "Whatever." And, like all teenage girls, Miley Cyrus is conscious of her weight. We know this because someone called her fat and she won't shut up about it.
