Hot news just in! Miley Cyrus has got engaged! To a 53-year-old weirdo called Mark McLeod! In his mind! And nowhere else!
And, inevitably, he’s just been charged with trying to stalk her! According to reports, Mark McLeod – who’s already been arrested for stalking Miley Cyrus once – was caught disobeying police orders by visiting Miley’s movie set and asking strangers if they’d seen her. Well, Miley Cyrus does like her men, quite old, doesn’t she?
But the real question is, what did Mark McLeod see in the ridiculously wealthy and overtly sexual teenager Miley Cyrus? Maybe we’ll just never know.
