Miley Cyrus is just like any teenage girl. So long as they’ve got millions of dollars, global fame and a terrifying thirst for power, too.
So Miley Cyrus understands teenage problems. Like when your dad hogs the jacuzzi and then buys you the wrong colour pony as an apology. Or when your older boyfriend gets all like “Sorry baby, I’m flying off to Monaco for a fashion shoot,” and you’re all like “Whatever.”
And, like all teenage girls, Miley Cyrus is conscious of her weight. We know this because someone called her fat and she won’t shut up about it.
