Articles tagged with: miles to go
Miley Cyrus Shares Her Godlike Wisdom In New Autobiography
We don't know what's more surprising - the fact that Miley Cyrus has written an autobiography or the fact that it's not written in wax crayon. Oh, we're joking. After all, Miley Cyrus is 16, so she's got over an entire decade of bittersweet life lessons to share with the world - you know, about potty training and riding a bike without stabilisers and whatnot. Anyway, at this rate volume two of the autobiography will be released when Miley Cyrus is 32, and she's bound to have been through a couple of drug problems by then. So at least that one will be interesting.
We don't know what's more surprising - the fact that Miley Cyrus has written an autobiography or the fact that it's not written in wax crayon. Oh, we're joking. After all, Miley Cyrus is 16, so she's got over an entire decade of bittersweet life lessons to share with the world - you know, about potty training and riding a bike without stabilisers and whatnot. Anyway, at this rate volume two of the autobiography will be released when Miley Cyrus is 32, and she's bound to have been through a couple of drug problems by then. So at least that one will be interesting.
