One of my favourite celerity couples, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, welcomed their second child on Wednesday, November 30th. Ashton announced the birth of their son on his website, also revealing his name: Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.
It’s not my favourite celebrity baby name, but given that the newest Kardashian baby’s name is Dream, I’ll let Dimitri slide. And even though Portwood will forever remind me of that trashy bitch, Amber Portwood, from Teen Mom, I’ll let that slide, too, just because I like Mila that much.