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Jackie and Kelso Had Another Baby

December 4th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

One of my favourite celerity couples, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, welcomed their second child on Wednesday, November 30th. Ashton announced the birth of their son on his website, also revealing his name: Dimitri Portwood Kutcher.

It’s not my favourite celebrity baby name, but given that the newest Kardashian baby’s name is Dream, I’ll let Dimitri slide. And even though Portwood will forever remind me of that trashy bitch, Amber Portwood, from Teen Mom, I’ll let that slide, too, just because I like Mila that much.

Mila Kunis Nude: Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever (39 PICS)

We’ve been a fan of Mila Kunis ever since we saw her in The 70’s Show. And its still surreal that she and Ashton Kutcher hooked up. But we’re happy for how her charmed life turned out and what better way to celebrate then to look at her yummy nudes?

Born in Ukraine, Mila Kunis moved to the US when she was seven years old. Her first significant role was in The 70’s Show and she’s been the voice of Meg Griffin in The Family Guy since forever. Which by the way, is probably the only thing which makes her slightly less sexy than she really is.

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

Hollywood’s Sexiest Imported Celebrities

June 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You know what’s sexy? Accents. I mean, that’s a pretty universal statement, right? Pizza is delicious, “Seinfeld” is funny, Hitler was evil, and accents are sexy. Yep, the only thing sexier than an accent is when it’s coming from the mouth of a very attractive person; of which Hollywood has an abundance.

So, I present a bit of sexy all over the world: celebs from various regions of the world (one person per place, unless they’re siblings a la the Hemsworth bros) who not only have wetty-inducing accents, but faces and bods to match. You may need a cold drink (or tissue) while you read this.

Mila Kunis Is Officially Full Of Dumb

March 25th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

A few weeks ago when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got engaged, a lot of people (including myself) started dropping the “b” word because we just couldn’t understand why Kunis would be idiotic enough to get married to a dude who blatantly couldn’t keep it in his pants during his last marriage.? They refused to come right out and deny that Mila was indeed knocked up, which 99% of the time in Hollywood is the passive?way of saying “yes.”

But now an “anonymous source” has come out and said that yup, Kutcher Ashton’ed in Mila’s Kunis and soon the world will be blessed with a baby created by Jackie and Kelso.

Dickmatized Mila Kunis to Appear on Two and a Half Men

March 7th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as you all know by now, hot babe/super talented actress, Mila Kunis and hot babe/zero talent actor, Ashton Kutcher are engaged. As much as I love Mila and feel nothing for Ashton, I get this match. They’ve been working together since she was 14-years-old, and he was allegedly her first tongue kiss (ok, it was on-screen, but still), so in a way it’s actually kind of sweet that they ended up together.

However, that is absolutely no excuse for this new news that has come out: Mila has agreed to do a guest spot on Two and a Half Men. Two and a Half Men was one of those shows that my mom loved and I was painfully indifferent to back when it starred Charlie Sheen. I mean, when Charlie was on it, it was KIND OF ok, but now that Ashton is on it it’s legitimately painful to watch, so Mila’s agreement to be on the show means one thing: homegirl is seriously dickmatized.

Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Ready To Get Divorced

February 28th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

With Katy Perry dumping John Mayer’s douchey ass this week, I was hoping the flood gates would open and a ton more celebrities would end their crappy relationships.? However, instead of following suit and losing the?185 pounds of talentless creeper dick she’s been carrying around, Mila Kunis has decided to gain 2 ounces on her left hand and get engaged to Ashton Kutcher.

So who is going to put together the pool for when these two blow up Hiroshima style, if they even make it down the aisle at all? Because I got $50 on 11 months of marriage, with some bonus money on Kutcher’s naked ass ending up all over the National Enquirer with some Hooter’s waitress.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Are Doing No-Glove Love

November 10th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Mila Kunis obviously has a case of the “BUT I CAN CHANGE HIM”itis and she has it hard.? It is the only way to explain her relationship with Ashton Kutcher.? He is kind of good looking, so I get tapping-it-for-a-while-just-to-say-you-did, but to actually engage in a long term relationship with him?? Kunis either has very low expectations or Kutcher has gotten better with hiding his bullshit.

Now the rumors are growing stronger that they are going to take the next step.? Whispers of rings and babies are growing louder and louder.? Hopefully somewhere in the back of Mila’s mind, so is the whisper of STD checks and a pre-nup.

Demi Moore – Hell Hath No Fury Like a Gold Digger Scorned

June 5th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

They say all is fair in love and war but this old verse is practically law in The Gospel According To Demi Moore.

Ashton Kutcher’s ex struck straight for the jugular – his pocket – and demanded to see the financial reports to a business that he set up AFTER their split. So eager for a bigger slice of the pie, Demi Gimme Moore actually obliged Ashton’s request to sign a confidentiality agreement in return for the records.?

Mila Kunis May Be In 50 Shades Of Grey And That’s Alright With Me

January 30th, 2013 By Chris Starr

Guys, I have great news! Not since, well, ever has someone been able to present such absolutely, uneqivocally awesome news to the world. It’s like how I imagine the disciples who managed to announce Jesus’ arrival felt, except ten times better because this has a modicum of truth to it.

Guys, Mila Kunis might be in 50 Shades of Grey.