Articles tagged with: mike myers
Razzies: The Love Guru Is Now Officially Woeful
Awards ceremonies like the Razzies exist to perform an important function - mainly to tell us that Mike Myers isn't funny any more. Gee, thanks Razzies! But while we await the Razzies' next profoundly original thought - something tells us it'll involve bears and woods - let's reflect on Saturday night's Razzies, where Mike Myers' The Love Guru managed to win Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay. A clean sweep for The Love Guru? Hardly - because yet again, Jessica Alba managed to avoid getting a Worst Actress award. Hey Razzies, she's not going to marry just because you only think she's marginally abominable.
Awards ceremonies like the Razzies exist to perform an important function - mainly to tell us that Mike Myers isn't funny any more. Gee, thanks Razzies! But while we await the Razzies' next profoundly original thought - something tells us it'll involve bears and woods - let's reflect on Saturday night's Razzies, where Mike Myers' The Love Guru managed to win Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay. A clean sweep for The Love Guru? Hardly - because yet again, Jessica Alba managed to avoid getting a Worst Actress award. Hey Razzies, she's not going to marry just because you only think she's marginally abominable.
The Razzies Shockingly Decide That The Love Guru Was Bum
We certainly wouldn't like to be Mike Myers right now - although, granted, that's mostly to do with his haircut. But part of it is because of the Razzies. The nominations for this year's Razzies have been announced, and Mike Myers' woeful mishap The Love Guru has swept the board, earning nods for Worst Screenplay, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Movie. But it's not all bad news for Mike Myers, because The Happening has also been nominated plenty of times, and if it doesn't win everything then we promise to do a dirty protest somewhere.
We certainly wouldn't like to be Mike Myers right now - although, granted, that's mostly to do with his haircut. But part of it is because of the Razzies. The nominations for this year's Razzies have been announced, and Mike Myers' woeful mishap The Love Guru has swept the board, earning nods for Worst Screenplay, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Movie. But it's not all bad news for Mike Myers, because The Happening has also been nominated plenty of times, and if it doesn't win everything then we promise to do a dirty protest somewhere.
Mike Myers is an Inglorious Bastard…And He Isn’t Funny
Mike Myers has gone from a childhood hero of hecklerspray to being one of the worst 'comedians' on this planet we call Earth. So what does any actor do when they realise their popularity is at an all-time low - even lower than it was when nobody even knew who Mike Myers was? That's right - they sign up for a role in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Works every time. So it comes as no surprise that Wayne Campbell has joined the increasing ranks for Tarantino's newest hype-machine, Inglorious Bastards. It's a war film and it's by Quentin Tarantino, so expect it to be quite insane and bring about countless complaints from idiots, while other idiots just talk as if it's the greatest film that's ever happened. When it's clear to anyone with sense that it isn't offensive, it is good, but it isn't the second coming. It's the Tarantino formula.
Mike Myers has gone from a childhood hero of hecklerspray to being one of the worst 'comedians' on this planet we call Earth. So what does any actor do when they realise their popularity is at an all-time low - even lower than it was when nobody even knew who Mike Myers was? That's right - they sign up for a role in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Works every time. So it comes as no surprise that Wayne Campbell has joined the increasing ranks for Tarantino's newest hype-machine, Inglorious Bastards. It's a war film and it's by Quentin Tarantino, so expect it to be quite insane and bring about countless complaints from idiots, while other idiots just talk as if it's the greatest film that's ever happened. When it's clear to anyone with sense that it isn't offensive, it is good, but it isn't the second coming. It's the Tarantino formula.
Will Smith Fails For Once In His Life (At The ‘Not Earning A Lot Of Money’ Game)
You have to sympathise with Will Smith - the man has had a rough time recently, having to deal with a constant barrage of claims that he's an evil Scientologist from the planet Zod, or wherever it is they come from. Yes, the Fresh Prince has taken most of his time in-between promoting Hancock defending himself from rabid media types hurling these accusations at him. We at hecklerspray feel very sorry for Will, so we're starting a 'Help Will Smith Fund' where we will collect aluminium cans and sell them at local scrap yards to raise funds to help young Willy defend himself... What's that? He earned how much?! Oh. Well sod him then.
You have to sympathise with Will Smith - the man has had a rough time recently, having to deal with a constant barrage of claims that he's an evil Scientologist from the planet Zod, or wherever it is they come from. Yes, the Fresh Prince has taken most of his time in-between promoting Hancock defending himself from rabid media types hurling these accusations at him. We at hecklerspray feel very sorry for Will, so we're starting a 'Help Will Smith Fund' where we will collect aluminium cans and sell them at local scrap yards to raise funds to help young Willy defend himself... What's that? He earned how much?! Oh. Well sod him then.
