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10 Celebs Who Completely Changed Their Faces

June 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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In Hollywood, getting a touch up here and there is basically the norm. Very few people haven’t had a least a little something done. However, some people take it too far or make one move that completely changes their faces and looks forever (case in point: the entire Jackson family).

The following 10 celebrities may not look bas, necessarily, but they sure don’t look the same as they did when they became famous. Occasionally, their change is for the better, but, for the most part, everyone ends up looking like cats (why does plastic surgery make everyone look like a fucking cat, AMIRITE?!)

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Bryan Cranston and Actors Who Revived Their Careers

October 27th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

Bryan Cranston Holding Emmy AwardSome actors start hot and stay hot, others just fizzle out after a while or never get the chance to get on a hot streak to begin with. The even rarer category of actors is the one Bryan Cranston belongs to. The guys who plug along, get a break, lose the break, and then get an even bigger one after everybody forgot about them.

Second chances and life don’t really go hand in hand all the time, and in acting they are even lesser acquaintances. I mean, you don’t hear us talking about the kid that played Anakin Skywalker right? Or about the great contributions to acting that guy from Troll 2 has made. Then again, maybe they just didn’t get their second chance yet.

I wouldn’t hold my breath for that Anakin kid though. He really was awful.

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Megan Fox Continues To Be Very Self-Aware

June 16th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

Robotic proto-woman Megan Fox, widely reported as saying ?I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is? has had a tattoo in honour of Mickey bloody Rourke.

?I don’t know if it’s been photographed yet, but it’ll come out eventually, I’m sure,? said the absolutely sane star of some really dreadful films to MTV whilst pictures of her new tat were available in national press worldwide.

Her reported reason for looking as though she'd been babysitting a child who?d got a bit out-of-hand with a permanent-marker was that “I just love him very much and think he’s very special?.

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Happy Easter Everyone! Here’s Some Famous People Who Have Also Risen From The Dead!

April 1st, 2010 By Josh Burt

Christians around the world will be marking the day that Jesus casually strolled out of his tomb and blew everyone's minds, by frenziedly heaping great big handfuls of chocolate egg into their mouths, whilst enjoying Mel Gibson?s rather angry take on The Life of Brian.

Yes sir, it's going to be a great few days.

Anyway, in honour of this chocolatey holiday, we thought it high time we paid our respects to some other historical figures – more specifically, famous people – who have also risen from the dead. Only in a slightly less literal sense. They weren't actually dead. They were just jobless for a wee bit.

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New Iron Man 2 Trailer – Decoded!

March 9th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Iron Man 2 is one of 2010’s biggest films – because what do people like more than beardy, middle-aged punching robots?

Nothing, that’s what. But what can we expect from Iron Man 2? Will there be more explosions? Yes! Will there be more fight scenes? Yes! Will there be more gnarled, topless old men who talk in an affected Russian accent so ludicrous that it’d be offensive if it wasn’t so indecipherable? Yes!

We know this because a new Iron Man 2 trailer has just been released. But, like most modern things, it’s all a bit too whizz-bang for us to understand. So we’ve decided to slow down the new Iron Man 2 trailer and talk you through it scene by scene. Once again, you’re welcome…

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Iron Man 2 Trailer – Decoded

December 17th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Iron Man 2, Iron Man 2 trailer, Robert Downey Jr, Mickey RourkeIron Man 2, along with Toy Story 3 and Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil, will be one of 2010’s biggest movies.

It’s going to have everything! Explosions! Robots! Robert Downey Jr! Sexy ladies! So many peripheral baddies that you can’t help but think that it’s going to be as bloated and stupid as Spider-Man 3! A man! Made out of iron! But what’s Iron Man 2 actually going to be like? Luckily an Iron Man 2 trailer has just been leaked to the internet, and you can watch it below.

What’s more, we’ve taken the liberty of decoding the Iron Man 2 trailer in its entirety, so you can make sense of all the flashing images and whizz-bang noises. This is because we love you.

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Top 5 Macho Movie Men In Humiliating Costumes

June 12th, 2009 By David Scarborough

batman_nipples-772252So you played online poker for three hours and won a sum that a Polish minimum wage employee would snort derisively at.

The disappointment you feel could not compare to that of these fine gentlemen of film after learning what the wardrobe department had in store for them. We've all had to wear tights for one reason or another in our life, but even the butchest of men struggle to pull off these fashion faux pas.

So kick-starting the list is a man who drinks ugly and craps failure…

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The Top Five Celebrity Lazaruses

April 29th, 2009 By Josh Burt

Lazarus, Barry EastEnders, Mickey Rourke, Michael JacksonFor those of you who were too busy smoking to read The Bible, Lazarus was a bearded taxman who choked on a pound coin and dropped dead in the kitchen, only to be brought back to life moments later by a?passing hippy?called Jesus Christ Superstar.

It’s one of the best stories in there. Only narrowly trumped by the one about Charlton Heston making the Statue of Liberty disappear.

Anyway, in honour of the legend of Lazarus, we thought it high time to doff a cap at a small handful of famous people who have equally died, only to be brought back to life. Metaphorically speaking.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Some good, some bad.

Folded:

  • Chuck Norris ?Action Jeans? (you so want a pair)
  • The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. It is)
  • Iran, dangerous? (nah, it's bloody lovely there)
  • Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn't somebody tell us these things?!)
  • The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom)

Creased:

  • Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you'd have been better off sticking with us)
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Oscars: Slumdog Millionaire Wins (Yay), Also Sean Penn (Boo)

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Oh Oscars, how could you? Up in chihuahua heaven, little Loki Rourke is in floods. Floods. Are you happy now?

You’d better be. Because, even though he’s won every single other award on the face of the Earth for The Wrestler, the Oscars have just decided to snub Mickey Rourke and give the Best Actor trophy to Sean Penn. Honestly Oscars, when Mickey Rourke goes off the rails again and ends up starring in Sylvester Stallone‘s Get Carter 2, the blood will be on your hands.

Also, Slumdog Millionaire won a bunch of Oscars, which is a great surprise to… oh, nobody.

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