In fairness to Michelle Williams, she really does have a brilliant haircut. However, you don’t want to hear us being nice about a woman’s barnet. You want us to be snarky and nasty. Don’t worry reader, it’s coming.
See, as good as Williams’ hairdo is, it’s still weird. Chilling in fact.
You see, her hair isn’t a fashion statement. She’s not thinking ‘Hell, I really like this Mia Farrow thing I’ve got going on‘, but rather, her hair is a memorial. You heard. It’s a tribute to the dead. She’s got corpse loving hair.
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Marilyn Monroe is a godsend for people who can’t be truly bothered to think of someone who is really beautiful. She’s short-hand for good looking and, mercifully for her legacy, she died too young so we didn’t get to see the ravages of time mess up that face of hers.
Of course, Monroe was quite the wit too, helping thousands of lazy people to avoid thinking of their own excuses for being flaky, and so they simply cut and paste ‘I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best,’ on to their terrible blogs.
And now, we’re about to get Monroemania all over again as the promo for Michelle Williams turn as Norma Jean begins with the trailer for ‘My Week With Marilyn’… and yep, we’ve got the trailer over the hump. Can Williams pull it off?
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When you were a child, chances are that your dreams of an older you revolved around being an astronaut, a surgeon, a model or something astonishingly vapid which, rightly, saw you roundly mocked by adults when you went to bed.
However, if you’re Michelle Williams, your dream was to attack Mike Tyson in the face ’til bits of it broke off.
That’s right, the Brokeback actress has ‘fessed up that, when she was a smaller version of herself, her dream was to be a professional boxer so she could take on the former heavyweight champion of the world. If his court cases are anything to go off, he may well have been up for battering a girl in the ring.
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When Heath Ledger died, many people became fans of his. Its always the way it works. You can either assume that people don’t know what they had ’til it vanishes, or that human beings are horrendous grief mongers who just love a bit of tragedy in their lives.
There’s no question that Ledger was a reasonably talented actor and, perhaps more pertinently, was a well assembled chap… so when he shrugged off his mortal bonery, it was always going to bring people out of the woodwork, screaming and crying headlong into busy traffic.
And almost three years after Ledger’s death, his former beau Michelle Williams is still trying to make sense of it. And we’re now trying to make sense of what she’s talking about.
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Remember Michelle Williams? Of course you do. She was ‘Young Sil’ off of ‘Species’. No? What about ‘Minor Character’ from Dawson’s Creek that you only saw on Sunday morning whilst a bit hung-over? No? Oh well. She’s doing quite well now and will be appearing as Marilyn Monroe in a new film that absolutely no-one will watch because it sounds completely dreadful.
‘My Week With Marilyn’ will open to no acclaim at all, interesting only the three people who read ‘Sight & Sound’ as it sounds like the most ‘niche’ film ever. We’re not suggesting the following story is the result of blind desperation on the part of devious PR companies by the way.
Apparently Monroe – who we might repeat is long dead – approached her representative on Earth and gave full endorsement to ‘her-off-of-Dawson’s-Creek’. Despite being dead. Read More >>>
Strictly Come Dancing or X Factor? It’s a question that’s divided the nation. You have to prefer one.
You have to. Even though deep down you realise that they’re both a bit insultingly crap. Anyway, if you prefer Strictly Come Dancing, today is your lucky day – the list of celebrity participants for this year’s series have just been announced. And if you like painfully long lists of people you don’t really recognise, then you’re about to be catapulted into heaven.
So here are the 2010 Strictly Come Dancing participants. Remember, some of these celebrities will be good at dancing, and some will be rubbish at dancing, and at least one will end up getting off with their professional dancer. But who? Well, Patsy Kensit, obviously. But we’ve already said too much. After the jump…
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People miss Heath Ledger for several reasons – because he won’t be in Batman again or, if you’re odd, because he’ll never make The Patriot 2.
But Michelle Williams has probably the most genuine reason for missing Heath Ledger – not only was she engaged to him, but she also gave birth to his daughter. And because of this, it’s apparent that Michelle Williams is still having trouble coming to terms with Heath Ledger’s death.
In a recent interview with Newsweek, Michelle Williams broke down upon hearing Heath Ledger’s name, telling her interviewer that her grief is only getting worse over time. Warning: the following probably isn’t going to have too many jokes in it…
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