Premieres for big blockbusters usually take place in cinemas with names like ODEON, CINEWORLD, GRAUMAN’S or BOGNOR REGIS CINEMASCOPE but it seems that the makers of Paranormal Activity are positively itching to associate their horrifying, overdone claptrap with Channel 5′s flagship horrifying, overdone claptrap.
And, as such, the premiere of Paranormal Activity III took place in front of a star-studded audience inside the Big Brother compound proving once and for all that crossover episodes are never as realistic as you hope.
It had been expected that Channel 5 would take the opportunity of having a scary film playing in the compound to systematically murder all of the housemates and celebrities who were assembled inside and the world (100 people whose remotes were broken) watched on with bated breath, waiting for the axe-murderer to be released into the house.
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Michelle Heaton? Who’s that? Any non-UK readers might not be familiar with her portfolio of work.
Before we spawned people like Leona Lewis via X Factor, we had Popstars. She failed to make the cut in winning band and had to form a loser group called Liberty X. After a few years of vague success, that went belly up and now she’s famous for being Jordan’s poor quality mate.
When reality stars fail, they still try to hang out and squeeze more fame for themselves wherever possible. People like Michelle Heaton, who doesn’t know the meaning of the word failure, she just keeps on trying to come back bigger and stronger. But inevitably failing. Want to see her doing just that for Ireland’s version of The Apprentice? Of course you do, after the jump.
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As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight – but who will it be?
Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn’t nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We’re not sure what our point is here.
Anyway, we’ve looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here’s what we think of Michelle Heaton’s chances. Ready?
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As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight - but who will it be?
Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn't nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We're not sure what our point is here.
Anyway, we've looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here's what we think of Michelle Heaton's chances. Ready?
