Michael Welch Doesn’t Want Robert Pattinson Murdered In The Streets By You People We're worried about Robert Pattinson - no, genuinely - we are worried about the vampire-man from the Twilight films. After all, being relentlessly pursued all your life (for the last year) by a bunch of shrieking, cloying tweens and spinsters is hard enough. Throw in those devastating floods of urine and it's sure to annoy anyone. Even a plank of wood with a face drawn on it, which is exactly what Pattinson seems to be. And it would seem we're not alone, as Twilight co-acting person Michael Welch has expressed his discomfort at the attention lavished on young Planky.