You try satisfying the demands of an adoring public. You try dealing with the taunts from the media. You try picking out the perfect dress for the after-Oscar party. Such heavy demands are always going to take its toll. And when celebrities lose it – they usually lose it pretty bad. It’s like watching a crazed chimp turn on their masters after being prodded by a stick for 19 hours.

And to make it worse, when they finally do explode, we revel in their misery. Watch the clips of them making tits of themselves over and over again, laughing at their misfortune. Are they not just human, after all? If you cut them, do they not bleed?

Anyway, hecklerspray has come up with the top nine moments when celebs have really lost the plot…

9. Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin shows what it takes to be a good father. What a thoughtless little pig.

8. Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul goes nuts basically about nothing. It’s really uncomfortable viewing.

7. David Hasselhoff

The Hoff is filmed by his daughter after falling off the wagon.

6. Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell lets rip at Elizabeth Hasselbeck, whoever she is, on The View. We think the argument was about the war in Iraq, although it ended up being the kind of babbling, directionless, full-volume, split screen squabble that you normally only hear on the last train home.

5. Bjork

Bjork decided to kick the crap out of some reporter at an airport for having the audacity to say ‘welcome to Bangkok’. Maybe it was a different airport. Maybe Bjork hates Thai food. Who knows? One thing we do probably know, however, is this is probably not a meltdown – in fact, it’s actually quite tame for the mad-as-snakes Bjork.

4. Tom Cruise

Proof, if ever you needed it, that Scientology is not good for you.

3. Crispin Glover on Letterman

So, who’s Crispin Glover again? All we know is that he should be on more talk shows.

2. Britney Spears

A bald Britney Spears finally snaps and takes her aggression out on a photographer’s car.

1. Kramer from Seinfeld

Kramer from Seinfeld loses the plot at a comedy club. Seinfield was never this funny.