Articles tagged with: Michael Moore
Michael Moore Set To Patronise Us About Money
Like many people, we wish the world was perfect. Because that way there'd be nothing left for Michael Moore to bleat on about. You may have noticed that throughout the recent catastrophic financial meltdown, Michael Moore has been uncharacteristically quiet. Why? Has he been reinforcing the walls and grounds of his gigantic mansion to keep the poor people out when they start rioting? No, silly - instead Michael Moore has been quietly beavering away on a feature documentary all about the economic collapse. Just a hunch here, but we get the impression that Michael Moore will think it's bad.
Like many people, we wish the world was perfect. Because that way there'd be nothing left for Michael Moore to bleat on about. You may have noticed that throughout the recent catastrophic financial meltdown, Michael Moore has been uncharacteristically quiet. Why? Has he been reinforcing the walls and grounds of his gigantic mansion to keep the poor people out when they start rioting? No, silly - instead Michael Moore has been quietly beavering away on a feature documentary all about the economic collapse. Just a hunch here, but we get the impression that Michael Moore will think it's bad.
Get Hectored At By Michael Moore, For Free, Online, Now!
Hey kids, can't work out if you can be bothered to vote yet? Would a movie about a fat bloke lobbing noodles at some students help? It would? Why that's just great, because Michael Moore's new movie Slacker Uprising is now available to view for free on the internet, provided that you're American and literally have nothing better to do with your time. Slacker Uprising is, of course, Michael Moore's way of urging the young voters of America to wake up and vote in the coming general election. Well, at least that's what he says. It's clearly Michael Moore's way of urging young voters to vote Democrat, otherwise it wouldn't be called Slacker Uprising. If he wanted people to vote Republican he would've called it something else, like Hey You! Get Off My Yacht! My Father Owns This Bay, You Dirty Mexican!
Hey kids, can't work out if you can be bothered to vote yet? Would a movie about a fat bloke lobbing noodles at some students help? It would? Why that's just great, because Michael Moore's new movie Slacker Uprising is now available to view for free on the internet, provided that you're American and literally have nothing better to do with your time. Slacker Uprising is, of course, Michael Moore's way of urging the young voters of America to wake up and vote in the coming general election. Well, at least that's what he says. It's clearly Michael Moore's way of urging young voters to vote Democrat, otherwise it wouldn't be called Slacker Uprising. If he wanted people to vote Republican he would've called it something else, like Hey You! Get Off My Yacht! My Father Owns This Bay, You Dirty Mexican!
Watch Michael Moore’s New Film For Free, To Some Extent
Hey you! Do you want to watch an obese millionaire tell you a bunch of stuff you already know in an insultingly patronising way - for free? You do? Then does Michael Moore have a treat for you! What with this being an election year, it's Michael Moore's duty to ram hectoring, boorish, borderline propagandaish political information down everyone's throats until they literally fart tedium. Only this time, he's going to do it for free. Michael Moore has announced that his fans can watch his new movie Slacker Uprising for free on the internet. Provided they do it in a designated three-week window and live in North America, that is. If this doesn't include you, don't get upset - you can probably achieve the same effect by going up to a fat tramp and getting him to whine about the government for a couple of hours and then shout at a building through a megaphone.
Hey you! Do you want to watch an obese millionaire tell you a bunch of stuff you already know in an insultingly patronising way - for free? You do? Then does Michael Moore have a treat for you! What with this being an election year, it's Michael Moore's duty to ram hectoring, boorish, borderline propagandaish political information down everyone's throats until they literally fart tedium. Only this time, he's going to do it for free. Michael Moore has announced that his fans can watch his new movie Slacker Uprising for free on the internet. Provided they do it in a designated three-week window and live in North America, that is. If this doesn't include you, don't get upset - you can probably achieve the same effect by going up to a fat tramp and getting him to whine about the government for a couple of hours and then shout at a building through a megaphone.
Michael Moore Throws Another Tantrum About Bush On Film
Michael Moore is getting ready to make another film about his favourite subject - no not cake, you horribly offensive fool, we mean President Bush. According to reports, Michael Moore is preparing ground to make a sequel to his 2004 anti-George Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. The new movie has a working title of Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2, although it's expected that Michael Moore will formally change it to Fahrenheit 9/11: Nyer Nyer Nyer I Was Right All Along Let's Hear It For Michael Moore I'm The Best I'm The Best nearer the release date. Anyway, will this new Michael Moore documentary succeed where Fahrenheit 9/11 failed and push George Bush out of office for good? Even better than that - George Bush is going to stop being president about six months before Moore's film is released. Hooray! Another righteous victory for Michael Moore!
Michael Moore is getting ready to make another film about his favourite subject - no not cake, you horribly offensive fool, we mean President Bush. According to reports, Michael Moore is preparing ground to make a sequel to his 2004 anti-George Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. The new movie has a working title of Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2, although it's expected that Michael Moore will formally change it to Fahrenheit 9/11: Nyer Nyer Nyer I Was Right All Along Let's Hear It For Michael Moore I'm The Best I'm The Best nearer the release date. Anyway, will this new Michael Moore documentary succeed where Fahrenheit 9/11 failed and push George Bush out of office for good? Even better than that - George Bush is going to stop being president about six months before Moore's film is released. Hooray! Another righteous victory for Michael Moore!
