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Lindsay Lohan Raided By Police – And Her Dad, Obviously

by Stuart Heritage

The best thing – or, if you’re a human being with feelings, worst thing – about Lindsay Lohan’s life is that there’s no rock bottom.

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Michael Lohan Gets Engaged, Puts Everyone Off Their Food

by Stuart Heritage

We’d like to sincerely apologise to Michael Lohan. In the past we’ve mocked him for discussing Lindsay Lohan’s personal life.

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Not Even Michael Lohan’s Heart Likes Michael Lohan Any More

by Stuart Heritage

Upsetting news for all you Michael Lohan fans – it seems as if Michael Lohan has suffered a minor heart attack.

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Michael Lohan Fake Tweets Threaten Suicide, While Looking Fake

by Amy Grindhouse

Michael Lohan is not one of our favourite people. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan by biology alone. At this point, not even strained Christmas reunions swapping badly wrapped socks could mend the father-daughter bond. Not that we care much mind you, but we’re all about calling a spade a spade. This weekend there [...]

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Jon Gosselin: Nope, Still Not Going Away

by Stuart Heritage

Right. Look. We know that just a few days ago we said that we’d written our final story about Jon and Kate Gosselin.

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Twitter Was Made For Lindsay Lohan’s Incessant Ranting

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan is rather attached to her Twitter account. Attached in a way one should never become attached to a social network. Attached like a chocoholic to their very last Rolo, if you will. The star can often be found on Twitter taking utter leave of her senses. That is to assume that she had [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Would Quite Like Her Dad Restrained, Please

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s some good news – New Lindsay Lohan has regressed. Long live Old Lindsay Lohan. Or New Old Lindsay Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants YOU To Ruin His Daughter’s Happiness

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan and her dad Michael have a complex relationship – you never know who the biggest twonk is.

Obviously your first instinct is Lindsay Lohan. She’s not just a twonk these days – she’s a professional twonk, with her every move painstakingly calibrated for maximum twonkiness. But look closer and you’ll see that Michael Lohan comprehensively out-twonks his daughter.

Why? Because Michael Lohan has written a blog post urging the public to help him split Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson up, that’s why. Oh, but he does consistently refer to Sam Ronson as SaMANtha, so at least wit’s on his side, eh?

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Lindsay Lohan Throws A Dad-Based Bloggy Strop Strop

by Stuart Heritage

We might be alone on this one, but does anyone else think that they picked the wrong members of the Lohan family for Living Lohan?

Seriously, there were loads to choose from and they picked Oblivious Mother Lohan, the teenage Lohan girl with a voice like a laryngitis-stricken pensioner and a little Lohan son so gaspingly anonymous that he might well be a silent figment of our imagination. Basically we’re just annoyed that Living Lohan stars neither Lindsay Lohan or her father Michael Lohan.

Why? Because Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan have had a spectacular falling out in public, with Lindsay going on her blog to call her dad a ‘bully’ and a ‘public embarrassment’. And Lindsay Lohan knows what she’s on about – she’s something of a global expert on being embarrassing in public.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Won’t Take Her up the Aisle

by Ian Dransfield

She may have officially become one of the world’s dullest people, not bothering to get into even the most minor of mishaps, but we’re still sticking with the girl. Because we like Lindsay Lohan – how could we not? She’s given us so much entertainment, so many words to write and so much vitriolic rage [...]

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