Michael Lohan is not one of our favourite people. He is the father of Lindsay Lohan by biology alone. At this point, not even strained Christmas reunions swapping badly wrapped socks could mend the father-daughter bond. Not that we care much mind you, but we’re all about calling a spade a spade.
This weekend there was a hoax to end all hoaxes. Well, perhaps that’s overstating. Okay, it is overstating. That implies the hoax was remotely convincing or well-executed and it wasn’t. At the least, it provided filler for bored bloggers on a slow news day.
The fake Twitter account @themichaellohan was used to send out a series of messages on Sunday. These tweets were written in a manner that you could imagine Michael speaking in person. Monosyllabic and constructed as though he had mashed his keyboard with his palms.
