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Michael Jacksons Naked Penis To Be Shown In The Dr. Conrad Murray Trial

by Matthew Laidlow

The death of Michael Jackson was one of those moments where, in future years, people will ask each other what they were doing. In the hecklerspray bedsit, we were knocking back a drink made out of orange peel, toe jam and window condensation whilst trying to come up with amusing jokes. We’ve only accomplished one [...]

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Perez Hilton To Show His Giant Face In Michael Jackson Film

by Mof Gimmers

We at hecklerspray are in absolutely no danger of becoming famous. Collectively, we’re all so impressively hideous that we could age a pear just by looking at it. However, that’s not stopped moon-headed Perez Hilton making the leap from internet snark to pointless sleb. Of course, he starred in Rihanna’s S&M video and, now, he’s [...]

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Dr. Conrad Murray Helps A Sick Person, They Survive

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re a Michael Jackson fan, saying the name Dr. Conrad Murray three times in front of the mirror isn’t a wise thing to do. Upon uttering his name an image appears that would strike more fear than if Satan and a zombie mated. Forget a sexed up mythical creature, instead a giant syringe and [...]

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Michael Jackson Baby Dangling Sculpture Unveiled In London

by Matthew Laidlow

Michael Jackson truly was a man who kept on giving. Note the past tense: he isn’t alive and living on a secret island alongside Princess Diana, 2Pac and Snoopy. However, enough people tell us that Michael Jackson will be coming back in 2057 with robotic facial surgery that gives him scorpion-like stinging powers. We’ve already [...]

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Kanye West To Release A Line Of Rubbish Silk Scarves?

by Kris Silver

Kanye West likes to remind us how ghetto he is whenever he can, because we shouldn’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got, he’s still Kanye from the block. But Kanye’s ghetto credentials may finally get revoked if rumours of his latest business venture are to be believed. According to some magazine we’d never [...]

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Jermaine Jackson Is Broke So He Must Be Thrilled That He Owes £50,000 To His Ex-Wife

by Matthew Laidlow

The Jackson family really has a lot to answer for in terms of their dire financial situation. Who they gonna blame it on? Most people would point the finger at poor advice given to them from second rate lawyers, but the Jackson family are a wacky bunch of loons, so they’ll end up passing the [...]

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Customary April Fools Fake Death Article: Michael Jackson Dies Again

by Mof Gimmers

Former Paula Abdul backing singer and Earth Wind & Fire dancer, Michael Jackson, has passed away last night in a flurry of controversy, mainly because “he didn’t seem the sort to just die like that, did he?” The former singer, who of course had minor R&B hits such as ‘Let’s Get Serious’ and ‘Raspberry Beret’, [...]

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Jackie Chan Survives Death To Make More Awful Films

by Kris Silver

Martial arts legend and screen icon Jackie Chan survived his own death yesterday, proving once again that he is definitely much harder than Ross Kemp. But that really isn’t saying much. Jackie Chan became a top trending topic on Twitter worldwide after rumours of his death began to circulate on the micro messaging site. Now, [...]

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Jury To Be Chosen For Televised Michael Jackson Trial (Or: Pass The Propofol Popcorn Over The Corpse)

by Mof Gimmers

Great news! Michael Jackson’s death trial is going to be on the television! This is very exciting news! Not only will we be able to witness the astonishingly tedious inner-workings of the law, but we’ll also get to see people protesting about stuff they’ve got no idea about! Yes indeed, our beloved Michael Jackson fans [...]

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Michael Jackson To Be Immortalised Outside Fullham Football Club

by Matthew Laidlow

Have you ever had a dream where at the time everything seems perfectly normal and reasonable? You know, like that talking dog who gave you directions to the local off-license or that rubbish superpower that allows you to squirt orange juice out your nipples? But when the alarm goes off, it’s nothing but a messed [...]

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