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Aaron Carter Sampled Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice (And Possibly More)

by Kris Silver

There was a time, not so long ago, when Justin Bieber didn’t exist. It’s hard to believe we know, but it’s true. “But who did you have to provide annoying bubblegum pop that sent tweenage girls hearts a flutter?” We hear you ask. The answer is simple, Aaron Carter. He was the brother of a [...]

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Leicester Seemingly Unbothered By Frequency of Zombie Attacks

by Matthew Laidlow

Due to the rapidly expanding world we live in, there are occasions when we have to get our heads round so called “exciting” terms that are cooked up by balding PR men in their fifties. We’re all enduring the stranglehold of social media which is basically a tool for people to show off an impressive [...]

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Latoya Jackson Doesn’t Sound Mental When She Says Michael Was Murdered By Shadowy Forces

by Matthew Laidlow

You know what the Jackson family are kinda like? Performing dolphins that entertain crowds of clapping idiots who pay money to see overgrown fish jump through burning hoops. Trainers of dolphins usually use the Joe Jackson guidance method which generally involves beating the creature until it does what you want it to do. Michael Jackson [...]

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Michael Jacksons Impending Perfume Stinks (And Not Of Rotting Corpses)

by Matthew Laidlow

Remarkably, there have been bucket loads of Michael Jackson branded merchandise flying around since his sudden death in 2009. You might go as far as saying that some people are attempting to cash in on his name, not forgetting obvious tie-ins like unreleased tunes, which feature songs deemed not good enough to make original album [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Corpse Still Causing Trouble, This Time With Insurance Company (So Animate Him With Wires)

by Mof Gimmers

Stupid Michael Jackson. He caused trouble for everyone when he was alive, trouble which was unfathomably passed off by fans because he donated a slender portion of his grotesque wealth to charity and, since his death, has caused even more hassle for everyone. When will this horror end? When he’s wasn’t mangling his face to [...]

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Bee Gees And Michael Jackson Collaboration Video Leaked (Everyone Looks Odd)

by Mof Gimmers

The combined musical genius of the Bee Gees and Michael Jackson cannot be disputed. Hell, it can barely be comprehended! Between the two acts is a dazzling amount of sales and a breathtaking back catalogue. However, what also can’t be disputed is that both camps contain some of the weirdest faces in pop. Michael, of [...]

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Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando And Liz Taylor Went On A 9/11 Road Trip With Burgers!

by Mof Gimmers

Dear reader, you are about to enter a peculiar dreamworld where nothing seems real. You are about to enter a time in the Earth’s history when everything seemed to run in slow-motion and cascade around your ears like a Bible end-game. We travel back to New York and the day that is now simply known [...]

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Michael Jackson Trial Delayed ‘Til September To Help Build Hype

by Mof Gimmers

Remember that Michael Jackson guy? Yeah, the one who did make a whole bunch of amazing records but did his absolute darnedest to distract us from them with a life so peculiar that he pretty much invited the ridicule into his life. But who are we to judge? Only a judge should judge, right? Well, [...]

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Michael Jackson Might Have Been A Filthy Cocaine Addict

by Matthew Laidlow

Let’s be honest, we all have pretty boring lives that generally fall in to a pattern of getting up, going to work, coming back home and sleeping. In between these set activates, we pad them out with eating, drinking and taking part in awkward conversations. Occasionally, curiosity kicks in and if you’re anything like us, [...]

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The Evian Babies Are Back And Making Us Think Of Other Performing Children!

by admin

Remember those Evian babies? They skated, danced and clung onto a wire mesh fence like they were performing adults… in nappies? Remember those guys? Well, they’re back – kinda – with a new dance routine, only this time, with adult heads. Okay, that might sound a bit terrifying, but this isn’t some kind of Fly-style [...]

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