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Beyonce To Perform At Michael Jackson Tribute Well Away From His Mental Fans

by Mof Gimmers

We’re a little obsessed with Michael Jackson here in the ‘spray hole. Well we would wouldn’t we? He’s fascinatingly odd. We could stare at his gargoyle face all day long. Y’know, that one that didn’t change at all in the 40-odd years he hobbled around this poor planet. His behaviour was like a particularly odd [...]

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Justice For Michael Jackson Rally Planned In Erm…Oxford?

by Matthew Laidlow

Ding dong the witch is dead sang the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz when their evil overload melted to death. We don’t know if any of the alleged victims of the Michael Jackson touching-up trial sang anything along those lines, but it’s genuine fact that Jackson fans consoled themselves via mass weeping sessions, crotch [...]

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The Story Of The Michael Jackson Tribute Gig And Kiss Calling Him A Nonce

by Matthew Laidlow

Moon walking. That’s what the slightly deluded, psychotic and mentally challenged Michael Jackson fans will be doing at his tribute show in early October, whilst frothing at the mouth. However, it does seem slightly strange that Jackson’s followers will gather in Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium whilst alleged manslaughterer Dr. Conrad Murray faces trial. According to you [...]

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Corey Feldman Knows What’s Wrong With Hollywood: Child Molesters

by Mof Gimmers

Hollywood! A land made of cocaine, casting couches and boob jobs! And people think it has problems! It’s clearly a wonderful, wonderful place where dreams are shat on every second of every stinking day! However, away from this glamour and generally fabulousness lies a stinking overcoat of a problem and thank god that Corey Feldman [...]

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Michael Jackson Tribute Line-up Announced! All The Famous People Seem To Be Busy

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when the organisers of the Michael Jackson tribute gig said that those who travelled to Cardiff (obviously the natural home for a MJ tribute) would see “the biggest and best concert in the world”? Well they won’t. By some distance too. See, the initial line-up has been revealed and it looks more like a [...]

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Michael Jackson’s Erotic Sketches To Be Given To Sick Children

by Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson loved children didn’t he? He really loved them. He let them stay over at his house. He even protected them from night terrors in his bed while they slept with one eye open. He really touched those little darlings. And now, even as a very famous cadaver, he plans to hover over children [...]

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Michael Jackson Fanatics To Descend On Cardiff For A Wacko Tribute Show

by Matthew Laidlow

Just over two years ago Michael Jackson died, and as far as we’re aware, this is still the case. The cause of his death was heart failure due to all sorts of drugs sending his body into warp speed. However, it still hasn’t been established who killed him. Jackson disciples are pointing a gloved finger [...]

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R Kelly Has Emergency Throat Surgery (His Mind’s Telling Him No, But His Tonsils, His Tonsils’ Telling Him Yeaaah)

by Mof Gimmers

If only R Kelly had a bunch of events in his life that we could hang some jokes on. We’ve been wracking our brains here and can’t really think of anything that he’s done which we can mock, apart from some of his desperately awful records, that In The Closet lark and the fact it [...]

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HecklerPlay Competition! Win Tickets To Global Gathering 2011!

by Matthew Laidlow

Like coffee shops and vintage clothing boutiques, UK festivals are cropping up all over the place. The modern day music lover is literally spoilt for choice in terms of who they want to see perform in a muddy field. While festivals such as Glastonbury, T in the Park and V offer a mixed bag of [...]

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Gary Barlow Ejects A Mental Michael Jackson Fan From The X-Factor Auditions

by Matthew Laidlow

Following on from the saga that was American X-Factor and the Cheryl Cole fiasco, some UK residents might have forgotten that the UK’s inferior version is currently auditioning singers. Up and down the country, thousands of club, pub and karaoke performers will attempt to convince that girl out of N-Dubz, the one that stood in [...]

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