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Look Out, There’s A Creepy Michael Jackson Theme Park Opening

We really admire the Jackson estate. Honestly, when you look at how it’s dealt with the death of their beloved Michael Jackson it couldn’t have done a better job. Since his death in June, all sorts of wacko things have been continuing to happen to Michael Jackson. He saw a surge of popularity as people [...]

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Hey, Let’s All Prattle On About Michael Jackson’s Death Some More

by Stuart Heritage

By now, you’re probably right to assume that nobody is ever going to shut up about Michael Jackson’s death, ever.

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Michael Jackson Penetrating His Way Into Japanese Bedrooms Soon

by Matthew Laidlow

There’s no such thing as bad publicity supposedly, even if it is truly damaging to somebody’s career. Michael Jackson was a shining example of this, with his problems generating all sorts of interest towards him. Whenever the iffy subject of shedloads of debt cropped up, then Michael responded by purchasing extravagant tacky art. Which as [...]

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Someone Threatens To Kill Michael Jackson! Shock!

by Stuart Heritage

Did you hear that? Seal up his tomb! Superglue the lid of his coffin down! Someone wants to kill Michael Jackson!

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Some Bloke Buys Michael Jackson On A Horse

by Matthew Laidlow

During his lifetime, Michael Jackson did several things that he’ll always be remembered for. To the few fans that aren’t psychotic and claim to have met him in fairgrounds or lighthouses, he made groovy records. To this day, we still can’t make the pavement light up the way he did. His music was the highlight, [...]

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Michael Jackson’s DNA Death Scent Now Available

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re a famous musician or actor, you can whore out the merchandise left, right and centre. The teenage market will consume most of the crap that various companies spit out on your behalf. Who wants to be bullied in the playground because they haven’t got the official sticker book, lunchbox, pencil case, fake tattoo [...]

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Michael Jackson Lives! Inside A Pregnant Woman From Sunderland!

by Matthew Laidlow

That Michael Jackson, what a character. He barely went five minutes without getting into some sort of hilarious situation. If he wasn’t buying all sorts of ridiculous crap that he couldn’t afford, he was probably skidding around in monkey poo. People complain when we call him Wacko Jacko, but how could you not? One thing [...]

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