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Grammys Eulogise Michael Jackson In Three Glorious Dimensions

by Stuart Heritage

Missed the Grammys last night? You didn’t miss a lot. Beyonce won everything. Lady Gaga wore some funny clothes.

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Michael Jackson’s Children Already Richer Than You Will Ever Be

by Matthew Laidlow

After a parent dies, it can be hard for everyone to get over the fact that they’re no longer around. For the children of Michael Jackson, life is going to be difficult now that their father is now moonwalking in heaven. After all, being swung off a balcony just won’t be the same if it’s [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Return Of Michael Jackson’s Ghost

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Say what you will, but upon being embraced by the cold arms of death, we really don’t thing you’ll change much on [...]

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Stars To Keep An Eye On In 2010

by Josh Burt

Unsurprisingly, much of the new year press was crammed with new names to look out for during the next twelve months. Some of these journalists, we’re pretty sure, were just making names up for a joke. Well, the joke is on you, imaginary showbusiness journalist with your shiny hair, because guess what? We’re still obsessed with [...]

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Now Michael Jackson’s Flipping Giraffes Have Died!

by Matthew Laidlow

Quick! We need to call in the best people possible on this one. But we don’t mean the girly LAPD or the big blouses at the NYPD. What we really need are a set of crack detectives who can wrap up a case within a couple of days. So far, our attempts to get in [...]

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Look Out, There’s A Creepy Michael Jackson Theme Park Opening

by Matthew Laidlow

We really admire the Jackson estate. Honestly, when you look at how it’s dealt with the death of their beloved Michael Jackson it couldn’t have done a better job. Since his death in June, all sorts of wacko things have been continuing to happen to Michael Jackson. He saw a surge of popularity as people [...]

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Hey, Let’s All Prattle On About Michael Jackson’s Death Some More

by Stuart Heritage

By now, you’re probably right to assume that nobody is ever going to shut up about Michael Jackson’s death, ever.

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Michael Jackson Penetrating His Way Into Japanese Bedrooms Soon

by Matthew Laidlow

There’s no such thing as bad publicity supposedly, even if it is truly damaging to somebody’s career. Michael Jackson was a shining example of this, with his problems generating all sorts of interest towards him. Whenever the iffy subject of shedloads of debt cropped up, then Michael responded by purchasing extravagant tacky art. Which as [...]

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Someone Threatens To Kill Michael Jackson! Shock!

by Stuart Heritage

Did you hear that? Seal up his tomb! Superglue the lid of his coffin down! Someone wants to kill Michael Jackson!

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Some Bloke Buys Michael Jackson On A Horse

by Matthew Laidlow

During his lifetime, Michael Jackson did several things that he’ll always be remembered for. To the few fans that aren’t psychotic and claim to have met him in fairgrounds or lighthouses, he made groovy records. To this day, we still can’t make the pavement light up the way he did. His music was the highlight, [...]

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