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Michael Jackson: A Hecklerspray Apology

In light of public opinion, some of the comments and feedback we’ve received on the subject and a recent conversion to the peaceful teachings of Buddhism, Hecklerspray has had a change of heart about Michael Jackson. All those silly things we said about the King of Pop? We didn’t really mean them. We’ve thought long and hard, meditated and pontificated on the subject and we had an epiphany; all those sly little digs, veiled insults and jokes we made about him were wrong. We see that now. You can take this as a solemn pledge to you, dear reader, that we will never speak ill of the great man again. No teasing, no mockery, nothing. We’re sorry.

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Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson and more hysterical news

by Mof Gimmers

Where were you when Michael Jackson died? It was a bit of a JFK moment so you really should remember. Unless, of course, you’re Michael Jackson. He won’t remember a thing because, Hecklerspray can exclusively reveal, heaven doesn’t exist. One man who has to keep remembering over and over and over about where he was that night is Conrad Murray. He’s the man being accused of involuntary manslaughter. Michael Jackson was accused of a similar thing in relation to his musical output sometime after the Dangerous album.

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Michael Jackson Might Be Alive, Says Publicity-Seeking Uri Geller

by Matthew Laidlow

Magic: is it actually real, a clever illusion or just a load of made-up bollocks? Despite it being more of a myth, millions of wacky Michael Jackson fans are wondering if their idol will one day reappear in a puff of smoke with the seven of hearts in his palm. Anyone with a grain of [...]

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Michael Jackson’s This Is It – Blu-ray Review

by David Scarborough

So the Michael Jackson circus show still rages on after his death, with his body being wheeled out for morbid curiosity to be satisfied and for everyone to judge what his final shows would have been like, in the form of Michael Jackson’s This Is It. Of course, for all those fans that idolise at [...]

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Brittany Murphy & The Trouble With Prescription Drugs

by hecklerspray staff

Hollywood actress Brittany Murphy died towards the end of last year, which was actually really sad news. She played some decent characters and was, in my esteemed opinion as someone who’s reviewed many a film, a good actress. To clarify; by ‘many’ I mean more than one. And by ‘reviewed’ I mean ask questions all [...]

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Michael Jackson: Dr Conrad Murray Didn’t Do Nothing, He Says

by Stuart Heritage

You know what the best thing about Dr Conrad Murray’s manslaughter charge is? Nobody is happy about it.

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Michael Jackson To Defend Dr. Conrad Murray FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

by Matthew Laidlow

Do you like magic? We sure do – to this day we still can’t work out how someone is able to steal our nose and wave it around in front of us. How do we breathe when it’s been detached from our face? And how come we can still feel something there? Honestly, we’re always [...]

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Now Kids Can Play With Their Very Own Michael Jackson Doll

by Matthew Laidlow

Over the years, Michael Jackson’s appearance was kind of getting worse and worse. From a bright-eyed youngster, he ended up looking like he’d become the human equivalent of Mr Potato Head. Various parts of his body looked like you could pop them off in order for you to swap them around and get hours of [...]

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