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Michael Jackson, the state park!

by Ralph Sanders

What’s the first thing that springs to mind if I mentioned ‘Public Parks’? If you answered ‘paedophiles’, then it looks like you’re in agreement with the California State Legislature. And you’re also a bit of a weirdo – take a couple of steps back.

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Michael Jackson Failure #352: Getting Bubbles To Talk

by Matthew Laidlow

There are many ways that you can describe Michael Jackson. Record executives still see him as a beacon of light when it comes to generating income for their label with re-released editions of albums. Millions of people suffer near fatal enjoyment when they try and reach the high notes in Earth Song. Oddly, Michael Jackson [...]

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Michael Jackson One Year On: Would Could Have Been

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s been just over a year now since the king of pop passed away. Unsurprisingly, Michael Jackson died a relatively normal death, cementing our belief that he truly was one of the common people. After all, he didn’t die on the shitter clutching a cheeseburger or indulging in some sort of weird wank play involving [...]

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VIDEO: Chris Brown Transforms Into A Sobbing Bellend

by Stuart Heritage

Before he became The New Ike Turner, people used to say that Chris Brown was The New Michael Jackson.

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Michael Jackson’s Kids Go To School About 12 Years Too Late

by Matthew Laidlow

Venturing out to secondary school is a worry for everyone concerned. For the parents, it’s quite likely that their little tykes will be let off the safety leash and into the heartless hands of a 17-foot bully. Some of the more confident children will embrace the opportunity to make new friends. Others will simply steal [...]

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Randy Calls Michael Jackson Auction ‘Distasteful’, Isn’t Referring To Contents

by Paul Pencott

Randy Jackson is outraged. He’s so outraged that he has resorted to using his Twitter account to state that the upcoming auction of brother Michael’s memorabilia by Julien’s Auction House in Los Angeles is in some way bad taste, whilst ignoring the horrifyingly repugnant nature of the chavvy diamond-encrusted self-aggrandising tat that is actually for [...]

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Michael Jackson Fans Given Chance To Gawp At His Grave

by Matthew Laidlow

Since the death of Michael Jackson, the publicity machine behind the Jackson brand has gone into overdrive. Thousands of hamsters must have burnt themselves out as they try to keep their exercise wheels turning the cogs and machinery. As far as we know, no fresh Jackson music has surfaced, only recordings of Michael Jackson songs [...]

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Joe Jackson Blames Michael Jackson’s Death On His Wife

by Stuart Heritage

As shocking and sad as Michael Jackson’s death obviously was, at least one good thing has emerged from it.

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Like To Pointlessly Throw Money Away? Michael Jackson Fans Do

by Matthew Laidlow

On 25 June, expect a range of mixed emotions from the remaining members of the Jacksons. Presumably they’ll stop their daily moonwalking routines, don a silver glove and reminisce about their beloved father, brother or son. As we all know, this was the date when a cardiac arrest took Michael Jackson away and into a [...]

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Kim Kardashian Wants Your Son

by Steve Charnock

Us cool dudes at hecklerspray aren’t perfect. In a bid to be totally sick and wicked and bad and whatever for you kids, we sometimes make mistakes, speak out of line or go a bit too near the knuckle. The trouble is, and we’ll use a metaphor that you young people might understand, we’re constantly [...]

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