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X Factor Plebs To Release Michael Jackson Song

By Matthew Laidlow

Michael Jackson, X Factor, Michael Jackson X FactorWhat do Michael Jackson and STDs have in common? They are both annoying and won’t go away. No matter how much you itch, apply cream and shower. Oh, that might just be our crabs.

Genuinely, we thought Michael Jackson?s This Is It film would be the last from him. We?d get to laugh at the fake footage of him jumping from bridges, swinging from buildings and making fans believe he wasn?t drugged up and close to being in a coma. Now we've heard word that Michael Jackson is making a technical comeback with this year?s X Factor monkeys. All for charity of course. Like that helps.

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Michael Jackson Lined Up To Fall Apart on X Factor

By Matthew Laidlow

You know that Michael Jackson dude? The pop star who looks like a cross between a waxwork dummy and half a human being?

Well he's announced a few gigs in London to recoup some money so he can pay off his debts and buy more extravagant things like a 40-foot-high sculpture of Barbara Windsor.

When London is plagued with his presence later this year, the singer will no doubt be asked to take part in multiple public appearances. Evil music lord Simon Cowell is one of the people who wants MJ to appear on X Factor when it annoyingly returns on our screens towards the arse end of 2009.

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