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Michael Jackson Tribute Concert: Now With Pretty Much Nobody

By Stuart Heritage

Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson tribute concert, Mary J Blige, Chris Brown, Natalie ColeIf you plan to be in Vienna on September 26, then we’re afraid we’ve got a little bit of bad news for you.

You’re terrible at choosing holiday destinations. Oh, and also, if you were visiting Vienna to see the Michael Jackson tribute concert, then you might be the only one. Because the flipping thing’s been jolly well cancelled.

According to reports, Mary J Blige, Natalie Cole and Chris Brown all dropped out of the Michael Jackson tribute concert, causing it to be rescheduled to take place next year in London. Sweet mercy, will nobody think of Sister Sledge?

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Michael Jackson Tribute Concert: Now With, Um, Sister Sledge

By Stuart Heritage

Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson tribute concert, Mary J Blige, Sister Sledge, Shanice, AkonIf you’re Austrian, then it’s time for you to get excited. The big Michael Jackson tribute concert takes place in Vienna this month!

And it’ll be awesome! Just about every musical performer on the face of the Earth drew inspiration from Michael Jackson, which is why all the biggest A-list stars have agreed to take part in the line-up. Well, OK, not all of them. But Sister Sledge are going, though. Oh, come on. Sister Sledge. From the 1970s. You remember.

No? Then how about a Lou Pearlman boyband that isn’t ‘N Sync or the Backstreet Boys? Hello? Anyone? Hello?

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